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kiley

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Tuesday Jun 21, 2005

Jun 21, 2005
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It was a total disaster. And it was fucking awesome. A list:

1. the hour plus drive with Caitlin was awesome. We made the best cd ever, including the song "Laid" on it 3 times. At one point we got stuck behind a TRACTOR driving down a small street with 3 guys. They took forever.
2. drove up to the campgrounds (after driving around the lake 1.5 times til we found it) blasting 3.14 by the Bloodhound Gang.
3. drinking ensued.
4. I convince our Kitchen Manager Rob C. to come funnel with us. He funnels 2 beers and proceeds to hit on every female employee. But me the most. Haha.
5. Caitlin and I give one of our owners, Rob H. beer. We shit talk everyone we see.
6. Rob C. locks his keys in his car. He had one of those keys hidden under the car so I tried to get it for him. I couldn't find it. We got the car unlocked regardless.
7. It was dark. No tents set up yet. I convince Rob C. to set up our tent. He was BOMBED. It took forever. But I didnt have to do any work tongue
8. People who weren't staying left. Everyone staying was trashed. Chantel and I popped open our bottle of champagne. When I said goodbye to Rob C he tried to kiss me. I just ran away. Randy and I went behind the bathroom and smoked.
9. Everyone is all rowdy but there was a "quiet hour" which is LAME! So Janice (the fat manager no one likes) tries to get us all to quiet down. I was trying to sleep in my tent and a bunch of all the others were in Marissa's huge tent shit talking when all of the sudden Janice FLIPS OUT! This kid Mark was calling her fat to her face and she sounded like she was going to cry and her little husband Jose was trying to fight Mark.
10. Janice and her husband leave. Ricky and this kid Sal leave. Sal backs into a picnic table.
11. Mark WONT SHUT UP! Blah blah blah blah blah... but he was hilarious. Everything was about Janice being fat. He goes, "Janice left. .... She's fat" like 10 times. She ate all the tents. She ate all the food (oh yeah and when she left she took aaaaaaaaaaalll the food). She ate the canoes. She ate Sal.

So I think I got about maybe 2 or 3 hours collectively of sleep. But it was funny as hell. And Caitlin made out with Matt Henry so we have a lot to joke about.

I'm exhausted. Bedtime.
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monsvalentine:
very nice.
Jun 21, 2005
mercie:
Naps are awesome. I'd rather take one at lunch time when i KNOW i have to get back up and finish my workday... otherwise if I take one in the evening after work, it's like 4 hours long and I never go to sleep that night! tongue
Jun 22, 2005

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