dear Lexus driver from UHaul this morning:
when there's only enough room for 2 cars at the loading dock, please don't park in the middle. i'm a bad driver anyway and cannot back up well in a large uhaul van. also, you were done loading your car and i was obviously waiting for the space. in cases like this, it is customary to pull away from the loading area so that other customers can access it. since you did not, i had to park and load my boxes from the disney store in snow and ice. kindly go fuck yourself.
sincerely, the girl who flipped you off this morning as you drove away when i was going into the building.
p.s. if you're going to pick your nose in your car when people are watching, you might want to carry kleenex in your car. just for future use
oh and also, i just tried to fix my glasses and almost glued my fingers together. now i have dried super glue everywhere. including on all my fingers and lower lip. i'm useless.
when there's only enough room for 2 cars at the loading dock, please don't park in the middle. i'm a bad driver anyway and cannot back up well in a large uhaul van. also, you were done loading your car and i was obviously waiting for the space. in cases like this, it is customary to pull away from the loading area so that other customers can access it. since you did not, i had to park and load my boxes from the disney store in snow and ice. kindly go fuck yourself.
sincerely, the girl who flipped you off this morning as you drove away when i was going into the building.
p.s. if you're going to pick your nose in your car when people are watching, you might want to carry kleenex in your car. just for future use
oh and also, i just tried to fix my glasses and almost glued my fingers together. now i have dried super glue everywhere. including on all my fingers and lower lip. i'm useless.
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sky:
I have a confession. Before I was on SG, and "met" you... I had no idea who Rilo Kiley were. I downloaded some songs, cuz I thought if you named yourself after them, they must be pretty cool. And now I love them. 
onewithall:
I had a fucking truck driver squeeze me between his truck and concrete barracades this morning to the point where i had to slam on my brakes to save my wheels. Stuck behind him for a few minutes until the oppurtunity came to pass and I "kindly" gave him my finger "Motherfuck You Asshole". He tailed me for like 5 miles until we were at a light and he returned the obsenity. I felt like we had a moment right there, hahahaha. 
