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Thursday Mar 10, 2005

Mar 10, 2005
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So the Vagina Monologues went off without a hitch. The ladies were great, and although I was the only non-vagina listed in the program, by the end of the weekend I was proclaimed with official "Vagina Friendly Status." How fucking awesome!



Here's to never getting laid again. shocked
instarsia:
remember how in the movie kindergarten cop he's all "its not a tumor" well...

its a tumor...

on my pituitary gland.
Mar 11, 2005
kharnalbloodlust:
yay!

ok. i'm serious this time. let's make plans. coffee maybe? i haven't had starbucks in a looooong time.
got any free time?
Mar 13, 2005

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