The morning drive-
This is great...
At the light, Local Redneck #185, next lane over, beeps at us
"what the hell's a Wokie?"
He's referring, i gather, to my bumper sticker 'Wookies need love too', right?
"what the hell's a Wokie?"
A Wokie? Wokie??
I prepare to admonish the bastard with a 'theyre an arborial race characterized by total body hair and they have TWO o's, ya ingrate yokol slime!'
little brother, riding shotgun, beats me to it with a classic one liner-
"It's Irish for 'slang'"
That sets Local Redneck #185 on a tutorial on the difference 'tween Orange Irish and Green Irish. I could give a fuck.
I hope of hopes tonight he's sitting at the bar with Rednecks #453 and #28 (but not #177) telling the story. One of the wiser ones says,
"but Redneck #185, Chewbacca is a wookie."
Redneck #185 thinks a second...
"So Chewbacca's Irish?
...Indianapolis sucks, man...
This is great...
At the light, Local Redneck #185, next lane over, beeps at us
"what the hell's a Wokie?"
He's referring, i gather, to my bumper sticker 'Wookies need love too', right?
"what the hell's a Wokie?"
A Wokie? Wokie??
I prepare to admonish the bastard with a 'theyre an arborial race characterized by total body hair and they have TWO o's, ya ingrate yokol slime!'
little brother, riding shotgun, beats me to it with a classic one liner-
"It's Irish for 'slang'"
That sets Local Redneck #185 on a tutorial on the difference 'tween Orange Irish and Green Irish. I could give a fuck.
I hope of hopes tonight he's sitting at the bar with Rednecks #453 and #28 (but not #177) telling the story. One of the wiser ones says,
"but Redneck #185, Chewbacca is a wookie."
Redneck #185 thinks a second...
"So Chewbacca's Irish?
...Indianapolis sucks, man...
laine666:
it just doesnt get any better than 'Sports' dude...