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Friday Oct 31, 2003

Oct 31, 2003
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The morning drive-

This is great...

At the light, Local Redneck #185, next lane over, beeps at us

"what the hell's a Wokie?"

He's referring, i gather, to my bumper sticker 'Wookies need love too', right?

"what the hell's a Wokie?"

A Wokie? Wokie??

I prepare to admonish the bastard with a 'theyre an arborial race characterized by total body hair and they have TWO o's, ya ingrate yokol slime!'

little brother, riding shotgun, beats me to it with a classic one liner-

"It's Irish for 'slang'"

That sets Local Redneck #185 on a tutorial on the difference 'tween Orange Irish and Green Irish. I could give a fuck.

I hope of hopes tonight he's sitting at the bar with Rednecks #453 and #28 (but not #177) telling the story. One of the wiser ones says,

"but Redneck #185, Chewbacca is a wookie."

Redneck #185 thinks a second...
"So Chewbacca's Irish?

...Indianapolis sucks, man...
laine666:
it just doesnt get any better than 'Sports' dude...
Nov 1, 2003

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