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I read the saddest thing tonight while waiting for a prescription at the shopping mart tonight.

Biography magazine - which is a piece of trash anyway - said this about owen Wilson: "Best known for his role in the outrageous comedy 'Shanghai Noon'...". WTF??? Then all they talked about was Armegeddon and the war one with a slight mention of Royal T and none of Bottle Rocket. Argh.

Bear with me, it's been a long day. Wrap your minds around this. I came up with it on the drive home.

There are three kinds of people in this world.

When taken out on the companies credit card or when someone says he is paying for you, you...

1. don't order specialty drinks

2. do order specialty drinks and you do it out of habit cause you are rude and insensitive.

3. do order specialty drinks because you feel comfortable enough with the host who is paying, that he/she will not think ill.

Or you realize that this is the only company bonus you will see so drink up.





p.s. i don't mean necessarily like alcohol. even virgin pina coladas count.