Hi kids, it's pig time, and there's only one thing you need to do when it's pig time.
*scratch* FUCK IT UP PIGFACE
if anyone knows where that quote is from you are my soul mate.
Ok. I have this friend who hates himself. i am quasi-dating this girl who hates herself to a lesser degree than friend A. Going from hanging with him at...
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*scratch* FUCK IT UP PIGFACE
if anyone knows where that quote is from you are my soul mate.
Ok. I have this friend who hates himself. i am quasi-dating this girl who hates herself to a lesser degree than friend A. Going from hanging with him at...
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i got a really cool chair tonight. it was going into surplus cos some professor left it in the hall for like three months. surplus = a warehouse for three months and then to Salvation Army. F that!!
I drove my car up to the door to pick it up. i parked in the 30 minute zone. i come out with the chair and they...
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I drove my car up to the door to pick it up. i parked in the 30 minute zone. i come out with the chair and they...
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clovesbud:
Pufi Ami-Yumi??? That's a classic name! I have to go look them up...
coco:
Whenever I see someone in one of those hats... I kinda swoon..but they never look as good on me as those cute emo boys. Oh, and truckers. Yum yum. 
I wanna be an elf
I want to be Legolas
did you see that move he pulled to get on the horse?
i don't want to be Gimli
i ate plucky comic relief
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so, today i went to Borders to get a chai to keep me awake for the movie and who do i see but the Clearasil girl (rebecca gayhart? wasn't she on...
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I want to be Legolas
did you see that move he pulled to get on the horse?
i don't want to be Gimli
i ate plucky comic relief
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so, today i went to Borders to get a chai to keep me awake for the movie and who do i see but the Clearasil girl (rebecca gayhart? wasn't she on...
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artfag:
I don't want to be Gimli because he looks like my biker uncle from Oregon, and I hate my uncle.
BTW, the movie Gimli and the book Gimli are completely different, that one of the reasons I didn't really like the latest LOTR film. They made it into Hollywood formula crap.
So I'm a nerd, big deal.
BTW, the movie Gimli and the book Gimli are completely different, that one of the reasons I didn't really like the latest LOTR film. They made it into Hollywood formula crap.
So I'm a nerd, big deal.
miffy:
no, not really. but a huge group of my friends are mormon and I have a stack of them in my closet all with little dedication and hopes for me so I'll stop asking them questions. I'm just really curious about religion, please don't hit me.
so they discovered a planet thirty light years away. it is like 50 times closer to its sun than the earth is (to its own). it rains iron. there is no water. 
I want a girl who is far away. I can't let myself get sad over her. Rather, I gotta not think so hard or i'll get sick over it.
Oh, right. I have...
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I want a girl who is far away. I can't let myself get sad over her. Rather, I gotta not think so hard or i'll get sick over it.
Oh, right. I have...
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dischord28:
Hey yay, I'm on someone's friend list! Neato! Anyhoo, I did a double take when you mentioned Marclay...I recently caught a show with DJ Olive, a simultaneous improv. While Marclay was certainly impressive (and his table skills are both visually and aurally pleasing) at the show, I came away more an Olive fan...maybe it just worked in context, as his contribution was a la minimalism more than bombast. Want a REALLY good larf? You mentioned Ondes Martenot, etc. Well, today in class, we covered the Beach Boys, so all of those unsuspecting undergrads were given a taste of "wierd". Soon we'll cover Stockhausen and the Beatles.
Been to any good installations lately? Do you get many in UT?
Been to any good installations lately? Do you get many in UT?
tunnelslats:
I had a friend who tought in Japan, and he said it was amazing. Can't say much more than that though. I'd make sure the company hiring you is reputable...
Am I dumb? I don't get the AK reference...help me, educate me....smack me!
Pretty good odds we were conceived during a wild New Year's Eve, don'tcha think?
Am I dumb? I don't get the AK reference...help me, educate me....smack me!
Pretty good odds we were conceived during a wild New Year's Eve, don'tcha think?
Are you experiencing a good day? Can you appreciate it now, in full knowledge of its transient nature, and welcome its inevitable passing?
So I lost my keys. I felt so lost for about twenty minutes. I remembered every place i went and found them - sitting on the bench like good litle boys and girls. I was so grateful. I accomplished two errands that...
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So I lost my keys. I felt so lost for about twenty minutes. I remembered every place i went and found them - sitting on the bench like good litle boys and girls. I was so grateful. I accomplished two errands that...
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lil_billy_ben:
Dude, was she like a pirate or somthing? You should have teased her, like offered her some Captn. Morgans. Or called her pirate lady.
a35mmlife:
meatwad/pootwad.... everyone has a fantasy.
there is a lady in la who cruises the streets (documented in several zines) with a christmastree on her head. No joke. 24/7/365. its about two feet tall and some say there are things living in it... ive seen her on park benches and cruising down sunset... i wonder if there is a menorahead out there!?
there is a lady in la who cruises the streets (documented in several zines) with a christmastree on her head. No joke. 24/7/365. its about two feet tall and some say there are things living in it... ive seen her on park benches and cruising down sunset... i wonder if there is a menorahead out there!?
Time to cut out the people in my life that make it tired and sad. I don't want to do it, but someone i hang out with almost every day is in that lot.
thought for the day:
disregarding all the opinions of others, even the teachings of _____ (Buddha, God, Shiva, etc.) - how do you want to express who you are?
thought for the day:
disregarding all the opinions of others, even the teachings of _____ (Buddha, God, Shiva, etc.) - how do you want to express who you are?
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lil_billy_ben:
I've had to exclude people from my life like that. It was hard. Given my druthers I would express myself by unibombing MTV, but due to legal limitations I think I'll go on expressing myself through words and playing pranks on my next store neighbors(did I spell that right?)
johncocktoastin:
not near austin anymore....*slides money back under table*
"when did Grace get so cynical?"
Ah, to live the life of Anthony in Bottlerocket. Get to live at a state mental hospital and hang with girls while getting a tan. Then you live with Bob in a sweet house. Then you get to meet Inez and be happy. Simple things for a simple life. That, my friends, is my American dream.
Someone asked me...
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Ah, to live the life of Anthony in Bottlerocket. Get to live at a state mental hospital and hang with girls while getting a tan. Then you live with Bob in a sweet house. Then you get to meet Inez and be happy. Simple things for a simple life. That, my friends, is my American dream.
Someone asked me...
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krista:
The American dream makes me want to run away and hide in another country. Eek. I don't mind being American...it's just living in a McMansion with a giant SUV sounds stupid to me.
krista:
My use of color is the result of frustration. Too much b&w experience...and color troubles me. But thank you so much.
Taco Bell pintos and cheese...check
Big bottle of water...check
Raging insomnia...check
Research grant form in hand...check
Hair nice and trimmed...check
Oh joy, another wondeful Friday eve.
Do you think I could fill a whole room with $8500 in nail polish? Would it be wrong to get a $8500 tattoo (look who i'm asking). Would it be wrong to buy a vespa and ignore bills just...
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Big bottle of water...check
Raging insomnia...check
Research grant form in hand...check
Hair nice and trimmed...check
Oh joy, another wondeful Friday eve.
Do you think I could fill a whole room with $8500 in nail polish? Would it be wrong to get a $8500 tattoo (look who i'm asking). Would it be wrong to buy a vespa and ignore bills just...
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lil_billy_ben:
Come on bro, I may be a juggalo but I'm not an jerk. Am I not friend material?
anonymouse:
I probably used to have $8500 in nail polish, but my brother kept borrowing my nail polish.
Yes, I read Splendid. I came across it via Cat and Girl.
Yes, I read Splendid. I came across it via Cat and Girl.
just got this one...
From :"Rosella Crenshaw"<heeequarma@yahoo.com>
To : katiesue47@hotmail.com
Subject : mary knows, size is sexy says suzy
Date : Fri, 03 Jan 03 04:38:49 GMT
Hey Guy,
I heard thru the grapevine you need a little more meat between you legs! Check this out!
Don't be embarassed - I use it too!
Wow, cool. Um, ok...at least it's not "Come see Hot Barnyard...
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From :"Rosella Crenshaw"<heeequarma@yahoo.com>
To : katiesue47@hotmail.com
Subject : mary knows, size is sexy says suzy
Date : Fri, 03 Jan 03 04:38:49 GMT
Hey Guy,
I heard thru the grapevine you need a little more meat between you legs! Check this out!
Don't be embarassed - I use it too!
Wow, cool. Um, ok...at least it's not "Come see Hot Barnyard...
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gil:
AWWWW YEAHH
lionboy:
I do like avante garde jazz tho... I don't necessarily think that liking the one precludes enjoying the other. I think I will check DJ Spooky out. Have you heard of Hybrid? Some of their stuff is electronica with an orchestral backing. Not bad, if you axe me. Got any other suggestions?
Coming home from a long trip to find your lame-ass roomie one...PRICELESS.
Sorry for that pop-culture fwing, but i was so overwhelmed with joy when i saw a dark driveway...*gushing*.
Ok, what did I buy in San Francisco. I purchased 6 CDs.
1. Cex - Role Model
2. Stars as Eyes - Freedom Rock
3. Goldie - Saturnzreturn
4. Public Enemy - It'll take a...
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Sorry for that pop-culture fwing, but i was so overwhelmed with joy when i saw a dark driveway...*gushing*.
Ok, what did I buy in San Francisco. I purchased 6 CDs.
1. Cex - Role Model
2. Stars as Eyes - Freedom Rock
3. Goldie - Saturnzreturn
4. Public Enemy - It'll take a...
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gil:
good times
clovesbud:
I don't hate Singles, I just couldn't put it in my faves. I think Campbell Scott is a wooden plank and a lot of the corny jokes don't really work for me. I don't do Kyra either. I dig Matt and Bridget and that's about it. A lot of people love that movie though..so who's to say!
GQ on the EQ is the shit...
GQ on the EQ is the shit...
"Fucking posers
it's almost over now
almost over now
you can't be me i'm a rockstar
i'm rhyming on the top of a cop car"
sigh. when will bands learn that we can spot phony rock-star shenanigans a mile away. all you have to do is see a Marshal amp stack wheeled out and i know exactly what is going to happen. strum a few...
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it's almost over now
almost over now
you can't be me i'm a rockstar
i'm rhyming on the top of a cop car"
sigh. when will bands learn that we can spot phony rock-star shenanigans a mile away. all you have to do is see a Marshal amp stack wheeled out and i know exactly what is going to happen. strum a few...
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earplug6947:
happy new year!
i'm sorry my painfully shy self couldn't meet up with you at a show. but then, you are probably an all-access, backstage pass kind of guy...and i'm a get there early so i can sit down in the balcony kind of guy. sigh. we'll never see eye-to-eye.
i'm sorry my painfully shy self couldn't meet up with you at a show. but then, you are probably an all-access, backstage pass kind of guy...and i'm a get there early so i can sit down in the balcony kind of guy. sigh. we'll never see eye-to-eye.
throatneedle:
hey..I liked the first 2 Jimmy Eat World records
"frolic in brine...goblins be thine."
I get chills just writing that. Just saw "Ring", the original Japanese version. Yikety yikes and jiminy jillikers. I love how direct it was, focused on reaching a climax rather than the American version that sort of meandered and twisted the plot. Ok, can't talk about it. BOO ARGH
I totally got the moves made on me by an 18...
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I get chills just writing that. Just saw "Ring", the original Japanese version. Yikety yikes and jiminy jillikers. I love how direct it was, focused on reaching a climax rather than the American version that sort of meandered and twisted the plot. Ok, can't talk about it. BOO ARGH
I totally got the moves made on me by an 18...
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lenore:
I totally agree with you on the whole 'Ring' thing. I saw the Japanese version first, and I thought it was way scarier. The new one had it's moments, but basically, it was too effing Hollywood. Throughout most of the movie, I uttered "Gimme a break" to myself over and over. SWEET JESUS!!
obsidian_:
we can't grow pumpkins cause i fear it will kill my back trying to pick them....unless we grow a patch and let people pay to come and pick them thereselves....but then of course we'ed still be left picking up the extras....so no
purple lipliner+blue lipstick=very very vehry dark lips...
sorry, you can't have my glasses, i really need them!
My dad rode his motorcycle into a tree while drunk, that was kind of rough (especially on him!)
Although I think spooning with that pug would be pretty tragic!