I know I blogged only an hour ago, but something funny just happened that I have to share with you all..
I'm fapping away. Toy, lube, the whole she-bang. And my sister knocks on my bedroom door.
She wants to get the Lego. Now the Lego is stored on the top shelf of my closet and it's in a REALLY big bin. She tried to reach it but can't and goes and gets a stool to stand on. (Meanwhile I'm laying in bed with the duvet covering the fact that I have no pants on, and I have a dildo, which if sentient, would be very confused.)
She nearly drops the 25lb thing of Lego all over herself and the closet, and I can't do a thing to help her.
I'm fapping away. Toy, lube, the whole she-bang. And my sister knocks on my bedroom door.
She wants to get the Lego. Now the Lego is stored on the top shelf of my closet and it's in a REALLY big bin. She tried to reach it but can't and goes and gets a stool to stand on. (Meanwhile I'm laying in bed with the duvet covering the fact that I have no pants on, and I have a dildo, which if sentient, would be very confused.)
She nearly drops the 25lb thing of Lego all over herself and the closet, and I can't do a thing to help her.
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