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Saturday Jun 04, 2011

Jun 4, 2011
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This is what I get for helping a drunk girl

She fell into me and head butted my face lol.
Guess I should start at the beggining of that story...Well my bros Drama and Tikki picked me up for the SG party at Mosiac bar. I'm a loner and pretty much never come out because I'm so shy so my shyness leads to drinking in hopes of becoming more outgoing and drinking leads to me making a complete ass of myself everytime without fail. You'd think I'd learn by now lol. But I'm so socially awkward and scared shitless of sociallizing that I'd rather take my chances with the vodka. So anyway, I decided that this time I was going to use my drink tickets for 2 beers and a mixed drink instead of 3 shots of straight vodka. Apparently my tolerance is lower than I expected because I still got pretty trashed. No matter how many drinks I have I'm still super intimidated by the girls who are really popular :/ I did meet some gorgeous girls and manage to not be a complete social retard...untill I started dancing lol. Have you seen me dance?

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Not pretty. The only way I know how to dance is like a raunchy stripper. So you can imagine what it looks like when I dance with my two male buddies. I am so not into the penis lol. I was actually trying to be a wingman but turns out that a lesbian wingman just makes everyone think you're a kinky couple looking for a threesome.

I had fun meeting and dancing with Kryptic

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And feeling her big fake boobies blush lol



And this is where the drunk girl came in. I see this gorgeous Asian and start dancing with her (which is also when I got my bruise) when she tells me she needs to throw up. So I take her to the bathroom where she closes the door and said she had to pee. So she does her thing but doesn't pull her pants back up before she starts throwing up so she's kneeling over the toilet with her pants and underwear around her ankles, puking all over her hair. I'm not the kind of person to leave the poor girl there so I held her hair while I tried to get her pants back on. After about an hour and a half of this she tells me to go find her friend but everyone had already left so I had to tell security about her. Poor girl frown I hope she got home ok. She did save me from being caught dancing in public most of the night lol.

So I'm thinking about deleting my 2 hopeful sets
Animal Insticts

and Divinity

I love them and they have really good % loved but are almost 2 years old now so I know they won't be bought. Input? I seriously need to do a new solo set soon. I have tons of ideas and new lingerie!

My birthday is only a week away...wink As of now I'm not doing anything special for it but I may invite some friends to go bowling or something.

Pride is near!

It's my first one blush
Which reminds me: Why is it that gay girls don't look at me twice and straight girls flock to me? It's slightly discouraging, especially since I don't know any butch straight girls lol. Buuuuttt I am taken so I'm not that sad smile

VIEW 25 of 45 COMMENTS
nirvash:
Aww but I love Animal instincts. D: Happy super belated birthday. Whew I am slow.
Jun 27, 2011
nycstreetpoet:
Haha! You mentioned that straight girls flock to you but you can't get the gay ones to look your way. Well, I have never been able to lure any straight women to me, but I'm like chocolate covered in sex to gay men! I routinely get hit on by gay men on a dating app I have; I get twenty views a day and at least one tries to proposition into something via text. To boot, I have a nasty little habit of falling hard for femme lesbians. I have no gayar whatsoever! Maybe we should find a way to trade our superpowers? tongue
Nov 1, 2011

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