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this one looks long. but it's not, really. but i use lots of returns. it's just my style. read it or suffer my wrath.
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the regional v-p asked me to be in a customer service promo video.

i declined. i have a hard enough time faking happiness for customers, while being paid. to do so for a managerial training video - for free -...
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so i'm sitting here, playing with logic puzzles...yes, i know it's 3am...and my mother comes in. shouting for my car keys. i'm not one to be an ass. apparently it's important. so i (un)wilingly hand them over. as she's leaving, i ask what the fuck is going on.
she says it's my brother.
the cops are after him.
he got drunk and stole a car....
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things to accomplish:
(in no particular order)
*1) own and live on a boat similar to the one Quint rocked in Jaws. go, orca, go!
*2) spend at least a day living the "high roller" lifestyle in vegas
3) cut a bitchin' album.
4) go out on a god damn date.
5) run a local access tv show.
6) take off of work one week...
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this feels like the outer limits...
my mallory heart is sure to fail.
i need reprogramming. stat.

who wants to riot? or at least go get some coffee.
battle stations, people.

my cat's hiding under the bed. i think he knows something i don't.
-K

[main coolant tank failing]
[switching to auxilary tank]
[coolant level normalizing]

i'm so tired. everything just bores me. i'm out of places to go. people to see. things to do. maybe i'm just listening to too much depressing music. i'll go listen to bile. demonic electronic industrial fucking hate metal. that's where it's at. then again, i always end up listening to "prime time loser"...
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i was just upstairs, cleaning, and my mother was watching ABC or some shit. they're doing some special about saddam. and she goes "i hope they shoot him." and i asked why. she replied, saying he was behind 9/11.

i told her she was the reason things like the patriot act happened. johnny was right when he said "no future".....

why don't people listen. why?...
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bird of paradise are flowers.
not actual birds.
this shakes a foundation i had previously built a lot of thought on.

i'm at a loss. negative gain. gain. reverb. echo.
echo. echo.

my friend is such a tease. i don't know why i'm letting her stay with me. we have NOTHING in common anymore. she loves jesus, i love rock and roll. she's sort of...
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let me tell you right now, there's not a bad thing you can say about CCR. not one bad thing.

man i don't wanna go to work. why can't i have a day shift every now and then? all the annoying customers come in at night when i'm trying to get ready to leave. and of course they move shit around, so i have to...
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i would make such an awesome fence.
not, like, if i were a carpenter.
i'm talking, like, if i lived in Night City.
i'd be such a fucking awesome fence. and a digital cowboy.
my ex used to call me a digital gunslinger. it was actually one of the nicer things she's said to me.

case is such a hero to me.

i'm watching Femme...
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cannot stop the battery.

so my friend, who i haven't seen in years, just tells me when she'l be up. and i comment "well, i'll make sure to take off work." she tells me that's not really all that important, since i'm not 21 nor do i drink.

awesome. i lost a popularity contest to alcohol.

sigh.
i'll post when i get off work. i'll...
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