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Wednesday May 30, 2012

May 29, 2012
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I'm gonna title this blog entry as SEXZOPHRENIC.

Why? Well, many reasons. First, 'cause it has a lot to do with the story I'm gonna tell you. Also because I want to, I thought it would be fun and I was right. And last, because all of us in this SG community are mild perverts who enjoy the virtual company of others who enjoy sex talk, sexy pictures and small perversions as ourselves (you know, humans) and I thought that it would get your attention, and if you are still reading is because I was right smile

So the sexzophrenic story I'm gonna tell you is this: Last night I had one of the most weird and arousing experiences I've ever lived on my dream life: I had a sexy nightmare.
I was, in my dream, a schizophrenic, and as most nightmare or horror story schizos, I had an alter ego. She was a sex addict with so much sex appeal that she thought she could conquer the world using sex as a weapon, and she was good at it. Whenever she took over my body I could see my face transforming like a sexy anime villain, the corner of my eyes going a bit up, getting a very photogenic shadow, my eyes getting a sexy crazy glow and my smile going sideways in a very evil way. My normal self was aware of this and new it was wrong, and tried to stop it, but it wasn't as easy as you might think. The problem was that the two characters shared a body, and when my normal self had sex it was ok, but wen my evil self had sex, it was mindblowingly amazing. So there I was, going town to town fighting against myself but loosing the battle and conquering towns by sexing up all the town authorities. My normal self liked the sex so much that I couldn't find it in myself to stop me, and eventually gave in, with a terrible never stopping moral hangover. I didn't manage to conquer the world because I woke up before that could happen, but I was close. I hated and loved every second and that's why it was a nightmare.

PS: If any of the readers is in the porn movie industry, feel free to use my dream. I think it would make a great bad porn story smile All I ask is for is the main star to have a tattoo and curly hair.

PPS: Psychologists, feast on that! tongue
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
littlejohn22:
wow... I'd love to hear a Psychologist break that down...
May 29, 2012
tactical:
Fucking hot
May 30, 2012

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