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One man approaches to his wife, leans to her and whispers in her ear, I can't wait to go with you and your friends this friday. His son hears him and when his mother is not around he asks his father, "There's a football game this friday and you want to see it, why do you lie to mom?" and his father answers: "I love her and I want to make her happy, I love to see her smile. She sometimes stay home with me to watch the match with me and she doesn't like it". He didn't know it, but his wife was listening, so she stands in front of her husband, looks at him and says "I knew that was a lie" and kisses him.

The word for "couple" in spanish is the same as "even"