AN XMAS STORY (rated R - NC 17 at best)
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In conclusion, if sex gets to a certain level where it's best to take it into the bathtub, DO NOT forget to remove your contact lenses because who knows what could get trapped underneath them, but it might sting REALLY BADLY. Unless you're a club-kid, in which case pull that protective eyewear down over your actual eyes for once.
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Sigh. Thanks for letting me get that out, kids. Having the flu brings everything into sharp relief like being high; songs sound brighter and more nostalgic, dreams are more vivid . . .
which reminds me, if you live in New England, take some drugstore homeopathy or something, you don't want to end up with this - it's a nasty one. Though it tows good memories along with it.
xoxo. kenyon
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In conclusion, if sex gets to a certain level where it's best to take it into the bathtub, DO NOT forget to remove your contact lenses because who knows what could get trapped underneath them, but it might sting REALLY BADLY. Unless you're a club-kid, in which case pull that protective eyewear down over your actual eyes for once.
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Sigh. Thanks for letting me get that out, kids. Having the flu brings everything into sharp relief like being high; songs sound brighter and more nostalgic, dreams are more vivid . . .
which reminds me, if you live in New England, take some drugstore homeopathy or something, you don't want to end up with this - it's a nasty one. Though it tows good memories along with it.
xoxo. kenyon
Get healthy, dear.