ok. awesome news. my parents surprised me early for my birthday. best gift ever....
TICKETS TO SEE DANE COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im so effing excited. omg.
i love him.
i heard hes a dick live tho.
but who cares.
its fucking dane cook! haha
yea. that makes me happy.
and i got a number...from a lady.
she works at quiznos right by my work.
shes tomboyish. cute.
idk if shes gay/bi.
she called me today.
i think im going to go visit her tomorrow at her work.
i swear sometimes i think im a lesbian.
ive been attracted to feminine boys lately.
haha.
like im in love with this emo kid at my work.
not like love love but hes adorable.
hes 16 so hes like puppy cute.
i think next weekend i might go get my tongue pierced for my bday.
i want something pierced.
my parents dont want me to pierce my tongue.
i want to so bad.
or get a tattoo.
ill save up my bday money.
first i think i want to get a hibiscus on my lower back with a cool design. [tramp stamp]lol
i love how they look tho.
i think its sexy.
hell any tats on girls are sexy haha.
and eventually my pin up girl.
once i find one that i adore.
and then a "cunt" tattoo.
and bellybutton pierced (once i lose some weight)
maybe the lip again. except ill get a ring.
i need to get a new job soon.'
once i get promoted to a cashier im going to look for another job. i need to call this place. i doubt the position is still open. taeching kids how to draw. i think that would be fun. lately ive been wanting a baby. like i see them and want to steal them. i wont have one. dont worry lol. im so not ready for that right now. i want to adopt someday. i think adopting is awesome. plus if i dont have to go thru childbirth...hell yea. lol. maybe ill find a wife who will carry a child.
hahah tonight i saw "benchwarmers" it was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny. i almost peed my pants so many times. im so buying it when its on dvd.
TICKETS TO SEE DANE COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im so effing excited. omg.
i love him.
i heard hes a dick live tho.
but who cares.
its fucking dane cook! haha
yea. that makes me happy.
and i got a number...from a lady.
she works at quiznos right by my work.
shes tomboyish. cute.
idk if shes gay/bi.
she called me today.
i think im going to go visit her tomorrow at her work.
i swear sometimes i think im a lesbian.
ive been attracted to feminine boys lately.
haha.
like im in love with this emo kid at my work.
not like love love but hes adorable.
hes 16 so hes like puppy cute.
i think next weekend i might go get my tongue pierced for my bday.
i want something pierced.
my parents dont want me to pierce my tongue.
i want to so bad.
or get a tattoo.
ill save up my bday money.
first i think i want to get a hibiscus on my lower back with a cool design. [tramp stamp]lol
i love how they look tho.
i think its sexy.
hell any tats on girls are sexy haha.
and eventually my pin up girl.
once i find one that i adore.
and then a "cunt" tattoo.
and bellybutton pierced (once i lose some weight)
maybe the lip again. except ill get a ring.
i need to get a new job soon.'
once i get promoted to a cashier im going to look for another job. i need to call this place. i doubt the position is still open. taeching kids how to draw. i think that would be fun. lately ive been wanting a baby. like i see them and want to steal them. i wont have one. dont worry lol. im so not ready for that right now. i want to adopt someday. i think adopting is awesome. plus if i dont have to go thru childbirth...hell yea. lol. maybe ill find a wife who will carry a child.
hahah tonight i saw "benchwarmers" it was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny. i almost peed my pants so many times. im so buying it when its on dvd.
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cunninglinquist:
get your clit pierced, from what the women have told me it makes sex more intense and no one will know except who you show it to
blueshark:
sounds like a good time! by the way be watchful of the 16 year old emo puppy dog looking kids....they look innocent...but have dark undertones, oh the feminine boys---they cause so much trouble. beware of the boys they are total boobs! have fun with all of your 'stuff' and thanks for being such a sweetie! 