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Saturday Feb 04, 2006

Feb 4, 2006
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argh. ARRR!!! im a little high/tipsy right now. woooooot! tongue haha.

so yea yesterday was a horrible day.
1. my stepdad got fired.
[hes the money maker. my mom is an at home mom. and i workat a grocery store]
2. at work i had to clean up the most disgusting thing you can imagin.

{prepare yourselves puke }


[in the WOMANS bathroom..there was...a turd. not just a turd, IT WAS THE SIZE OF A BABY. i swear. bigger than my guinea pig. it was the worst thing ive ever seen. repulsive. i cried/puked. and my cunt boss im like "trudy can i get payed extra for that?" shes like "ill buy you some chocolate...a payday! hahfajhfahhahh" god i hate her. what a fuckig cunt.]

yep. so tonight i got drunk and high. i feel a little better. now im tired.
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connielingus:
That's poopy that you had to clean up poopy!! puke puke
And I'm sorry to hear about your step dad's job. That's poopy, too. frown

If it makes you feel any better, I had to clean up nasty snotty tissues off one of my tables today. My customers were nice enough to leave them next to my tip. mad

Keep you chin up, sweetie. *hugs* and kiss kiss kiss kiss
Feb 5, 2006
redwildflower:
Okay I read the first sentence of what it was and couldn't read the rest. Props to you for cleaning it up. I think I would have quit. puke Definately a tipsy day! biggrin
Feb 5, 2006

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