Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

kelldragon

Memphis, TN/ Orlando, FL

Member Since 2004

Followers 4 Following 33

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Sunday Aug 21, 2005

Aug 21, 2005
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Holy shit, I almost got fucking KILLED today by a student.

So, I'm teaching landings to this guy that's never flown before. I tell him "LIGHTLY put your hands on the controls so you can feel how to land the plane." So, we're about 100 feet off the ground, and instead of LIGHTLY holding the controls, he's got them in a goddamn DEATH GRIP. I was having to wrestle the plane out of his hands to land it.

Now for the fun part. We touch down, and he JAMS ON THE BRAKES. Now, when you do this in a car, it's cool. The car stops really quickly. A car also has four wheels that distribute the weight evenly. An airplane does NOT. It has three wheels, so when you jam on the brakes like that, it tends to want to flip the fuck over.

So, I punched him in the chest. Yeah, I did. Hey, it got his feet of the brakes and we lived.
pyrogrrl:
Glad you lived. Sounds extreme.
Aug 21, 2005

More Blogs

  • 08.16.06
    1

    Wednesday Aug 16, 2006

    Okay, so the whole security thing is getting WAY out of hand. I'm one…
  • 08.03.06
    1

    Thursday Aug 03, 2006

    Damn, this place is starting to get neglected between MySpace (the ne…
  • 06.07.06
    0

    Wednesday Jun 07, 2006

    Okay, massive new update. Well, maybe not MASSIVE. Training sched…
  • 04.25.06
    1

    Tuesday Apr 25, 2006

    I hate training scheduling. Wait, let me say that again. I FUCKIN…
  • 03.20.06
    1

    Monday Mar 20, 2006

    Wow. Just wow. I've been in this whole airline training thing for abo…
  • 03.02.06
    0

    Thursday Mar 02, 2006

    Interesting developments over here. Looks like my days as a flight in…
  • 01.29.06
    1

    Sunday Jan 29, 2006

    So, the whole band thing is going over pretty well. Still don't have …
  • 01.15.06
    1

    Sunday Jan 15, 2006

    Damn. Between going home for the holidays, trying to drum up some mor…
  • 12.20.05
    1

    Tuesday Dec 20, 2005

    Ever wonder what the life of a charter pilot is like? So did I, until…
  • 12.13.05
    3

    Tuesday Dec 13, 2005

    Okay, I swear I'm still here. Last week's wonderful little winter …

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
8
months
14
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,589 SuicideGirls
  • 1,123,859 followers
  • 14,905,510 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,354,602 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo