Sometimes as a practical joke my other personalities gang up to drug me, abduct me, and leave me bound and gagged in the middle of nowhere. Man, am I gonna kick my ass when I get my hands on myself. 
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If I could give it all away for one thing, wouldn't that be something?
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wugglyump:
i dont know.
what is your answer?
what is your answer?
dizzy:
sure it would. but would you keep yourself on your own friends list? 
just stopped by from the newbie group to say 'hello'
just stopped by from the newbie group to say 'hello'*Sniffle* I took out all my piercings last week. I miss them, but I don't. My sensei threatened me that if I kept them in, he would rip them out for me (like I fucking wanted him to). So....rather than going to the hospital bleeding from my nipples and ears, I just took them out and died a little on the inside. In other news,...
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wugglyump:
but i'm like wicked mega polite.
DrGonzo's Piercings R.I.P
i'm sorry dude
DrGonzo's Piercings R.I.P
i'm sorry dude
You ever take one step forward, and realize that you've actually taken two steps back? I feel like that all the time.
wugglyump:
i am often guilty of that.
it will be okay, bro
it will be okay, bro
unique3:
OMG. I just have to say your "dead baby" jokes made me laugh so hard!
Lately, I've been feeling the need to be loved. This is not a good thing. I have no time for it, but still feel the desire. HEEEEEELP!!! 
This is not a good thing. I have no time for it, but still feel the desire. HEEEEEELP!!! 
soma__:
::hugs:: I can't say I love you cos I don't want to just throw the word around but I definitely like you and I'm sure lots of other girls will too. The right person will come along when you're least expecting it. For now you'll have to accept my measily e-kisses! *muah* 
"An evil exists that threatens every man, woman and child of this great nation. We must take steps to insure our domestic security and protect our homeland. "
- Adolph Hitler, 1922. Creating the Gestapo
"Our first priority must always be the security of our nation. We will win this war; we'll protect our homeland"
- George Bush, 1/29/2002
Kinda makes you think, doesn't it?
- Adolph Hitler, 1922. Creating the Gestapo
"Our first priority must always be the security of our nation. We will win this war; we'll protect our homeland"
- George Bush, 1/29/2002
Kinda makes you think, doesn't it?
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tiamat:
bush (not the good thing) sux ass
soma__:
what up? how was your weekend?
how was your weekend?I have now come to a very serious and personal decision. My life needs more cowbell. 
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rustgiraffe:
like that SNL skit...where they are blue oyster cult? that skit was fucking great!
gumbercules:
And you didn't even put SNL in your fave TU show list.
Thanks for the comment on my dogs!
Oh, Van Gogh was the artist with one ear. Da Vinci kept both of his...
cheers!
Thanks for the comment on my dogs!
Oh, Van Gogh was the artist with one ear. Da Vinci kept both of his...
cheers!
Ok, with all this gay marriage stuff in the news lately, and George W. being incredibly against the whole concept, I have an announcement to make. If anybody, gay, lesbian, bi, whatever wants to marry someone of the same sex, step right up. I'm a licensed reverend, and I will marry you and give you a marriage license. Fuck George W., fuck the government, fuck...
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gordo72:
PCU good movie
ophelia:
I had my certificate bookmarked, but I've lost it
I'm gonna have to get myself ordained again.
I'm gonna have to get myself ordained again.
Work is changing managers. I fear for my job. That is all.
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soma__:
i hope everything works out... don't be blue 
tiamat:
eek. that would make me nervous. however, i am sure you are excellent staff
Romance isn't for me, it never really was, and never will be. I accept this. Hope everybody has a happy valentines day.
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ophelia:
Romance is so horribly overrated.
Do you headbutt soft things, at least? Or things like doors?
Do you headbutt soft things, at least? Or things like doors?
soma__:
awww. doc. love is really about... matching tattoos. i dunno. i've love. it hasn't stuck around but i guess you experience what you can in life. i certainly dont have the secret formula but yous a cutie and im sure the right person will come along when they're supposed to. and yeah, is shell beach really your home town?? dark city rocks man
not the pastel ones though because those are very