More late night comedy.
[I'm scratching my ass]
Rebecca: Do you need diaper rash cream?
Me: I don't have diaper rash.
Rebecca: There's nothing wrong with having diaper rash..
Me: I don't have diaper rash!
Rebecca: ...it gets sweaty and then irritated..
Me: I don't sweat.
Rebecca: Uh-huh.
Me: My body emits a fresh pine scent. Like a mountain spring.
Rebecca: ...where a sweaty deer...
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[I'm scratching my ass]
Rebecca: Do you need diaper rash cream?
Me: I don't have diaper rash.
Rebecca: There's nothing wrong with having diaper rash..
Me: I don't have diaper rash!
Rebecca: ...it gets sweaty and then irritated..
Me: I don't sweat.
Rebecca: Uh-huh.
Me: My body emits a fresh pine scent. Like a mountain spring.
Rebecca: ...where a sweaty deer...
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Yesterday was interesting. Took Leeroy to Petsmart with Rebecca to get him some new toys -- he had completely obliterated all his other ones.
So we got him this bouncy toy that looks like a barbell -- he loves to play catch with it, and a stuffed monkey toy that has rope for limbs. He picked that one out. And we got him a bully...
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So we got him this bouncy toy that looks like a barbell -- he loves to play catch with it, and a stuffed monkey toy that has rope for limbs. He picked that one out. And we got him a bully...
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lilyk:
that makes much much more sense...
lilyk:
i am only on a few hours of sleep, so that is funny that i just assumed leeroy was the little ferret dude 
yes, well the other ones i was around were fully scented, believe me. i am sure my cats have cat smell as well. who knows.
yes, well the other ones i was around were fully scented, believe me. i am sure my cats have cat smell as well. who knows.
The scene:
Rebecca and I are in bed talking a bit before we go to sleep. I have a habit of pondering unusual things right before my brain shuts off.
Me: Honey...?
Rebecca: Yes?
Me: You ever feel sorry for people with really unusual fetishes?
Rebecca: What do you mean?
Me: Well, like, it's hard enough to get laid at all, much less if you...
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Rebecca and I are in bed talking a bit before we go to sleep. I have a habit of pondering unusual things right before my brain shuts off.
Me: Honey...?
Rebecca: Yes?
Me: You ever feel sorry for people with really unusual fetishes?
Rebecca: What do you mean?
Me: Well, like, it's hard enough to get laid at all, much less if you...
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lilyk:
dude, my arms look like bigger versions of that...
st_expedite:
My, what a prescient comment. This morning, the dog had something in her mouth that was wriggling-- I thought it was a lizard at first, but it turned out to be a baby bird.
I know it's the law of the jungle or something, but it was gross and sad.
I know it's the law of the jungle or something, but it was gross and sad.
You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it would be if you could see it which you can't.
It is pitch black.
>i
You have:
a splitting headache
no tea
>_
It is pitch black.
>i
You have:
a splitting headache
no tea
>_
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girlafraid:
Holy shit. I just wanted to say how much I like your profile pic, and then I see where you're from. I live in Las Cacas, NM. Ha!
andvari:
Roll d20 against vomiting.
Ever have one of those paydays where it's almost all gone before you even get home from the bank?
Yeah.
Well Saturday afternoon I noticed that the tail end of Leeroy's stool was really loose. Then later that evening he wouldn't eat his dinner, and acted really lethargic.
Sound familiar? My first thought was that the sickly pound puppy from a few weeks ago had...
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Yeah.
Well Saturday afternoon I noticed that the tail end of Leeroy's stool was really loose. Then later that evening he wouldn't eat his dinner, and acted really lethargic.
Sound familiar? My first thought was that the sickly pound puppy from a few weeks ago had...
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amenti:
YOU HAVE THE BEST PROFILE PIC EVER!!! 
flux:
Man, the ferret pic owns me.
For those of you (i.e. Windows users) able to use Microsoft's .Lit Reader, here's an e-book of one of my favorite books of all time -- one of those books that blew my pubescent mind, y'know? It's the first book in the Elric of Melnibone series by Michael Moorcock, who I quoted in an earlier post. Elric is an anti-hero, and his story is...
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fridgemagnet:
me too! The reverb on the vocals makes me happy.
fridgemagnet:
I think it was "At Dawn" but I'm not 100% sure of that.
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_dictionarygirl_:
Cute!!! 
Do you guys still have the ferrets?
And more importantly, did you end up applying to the Rolling Stone thing after all?
Do you guys still have the ferrets?
And more importantly, did you end up applying to the Rolling Stone thing after all?
lilyk:
so cute!
I must admit, now that the prospect of uninterrupted sleep looms large, the puppy seems better. Maybe I was just cranky.
Here's how yesterday went.
[Me comes home at 7:30AM]
Me: "Hey honey, Doris's neighbor is giving away a bassett hound puppy."
Her: "Oh really?"
Me: "Yeah, you should call her."
Her: "Okay."
[me goes to sleep]
...time passes..
[Noon. Rebecca wakes me up.]
Her:...
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Here's how yesterday went.
[Me comes home at 7:30AM]
Me: "Hey honey, Doris's neighbor is giving away a bassett hound puppy."
Her: "Oh really?"
Me: "Yeah, you should call her."
Her: "Okay."
[me goes to sleep]
...time passes..
[Noon. Rebecca wakes me up.]
Her:...
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lilyk:
you are my new hero 
anderswolleck:
are the ferrets still there?
Remember a few entries ago where I wondered what kind of soulless bastard you'd have to be to not like puppies?
Turns out: me. I like puppies like l like children, it turns out: in 30 second doses, and only at their cutest and most well-behaved. For example, in photographs. LOL.
I just don't know what to do. I want Rebecca to be happy, and...
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Turns out: me. I like puppies like l like children, it turns out: in 30 second doses, and only at their cutest and most well-behaved. For example, in photographs. LOL.
I just don't know what to do. I want Rebecca to be happy, and...
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tawnya:
It's not that easy to find something you're willing to spend twenty years with. How long did it take you to find a wife?Don't feel bad, you've just got to find the right dog... for both of you. I promise
xanippi:
what u need it to take care dog for a short period time before you take care of adoption.
if it sucks. just find it a better home.
it shouldn't be a hard thing. could have a new best buddy.
if it sucks. just find it a better home.
it shouldn't be a hard thing. could have a new best buddy.
I have the the most useless superpower ever. You know what it is? I can remember what songs were played on any occasion I was around other people.
For example, I was making a mix CD for Rebecca just now, and I asked her what her favorite Rolling Stones song was.
Rebecca: "Oh... I can't remember the name or how it goes, I just remember...
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For example, I was making a mix CD for Rebecca just now, and I asked her what her favorite Rolling Stones song was.
Rebecca: "Oh... I can't remember the name or how it goes, I just remember...
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figmentation:
not at all.. you should be in the music bus
I have a ferret-adventure-story coming up in my next journal entry, in case you have nothing to do in the next few days, or whenever I update. She even ended up behind bars!
Yours is pretty hot too, just couldn't find a second one...