If wishes were fishes.
This is my advice, or my wish, for single girls going out. Some suggested rules if you'd like me to come talk to you:
~Don't come with like 14,000 of your female friends. How does a guy go up and talk to just *one* girl out of like 10? I feel all rude and totally obvious.
~Avoid going with a guy who's just a friend. If you do, stand apart from him or in some way make it clear that he's just your friend. Fuck, make him a t-shirt that says "I'm Just Her Friend."
~If it's like, a show or a rave or something. HANG AROUND FOR 10 FUCKING MINUTES AFTER ALL THE NOISE IS OVER. Tonight I waited till after all the bands were done, wanting to talk to this one girl, and she bolted out the door the instant it was over. I *hate* shouting over the band when I don't even know the person I'm shouting at.
FFffffuck. I'm so fucking single.
This is my advice, or my wish, for single girls going out. Some suggested rules if you'd like me to come talk to you:
~Don't come with like 14,000 of your female friends. How does a guy go up and talk to just *one* girl out of like 10? I feel all rude and totally obvious.
~Avoid going with a guy who's just a friend. If you do, stand apart from him or in some way make it clear that he's just your friend. Fuck, make him a t-shirt that says "I'm Just Her Friend."
~If it's like, a show or a rave or something. HANG AROUND FOR 10 FUCKING MINUTES AFTER ALL THE NOISE IS OVER. Tonight I waited till after all the bands were done, wanting to talk to this one girl, and she bolted out the door the instant it was over. I *hate* shouting over the band when I don't even know the person I'm shouting at.
FFffffuck. I'm so fucking single.
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keith:
You've seen her naked too, bastard!
stickynutz19:
You hit it on the nose my friend 
Met one of the coolest chicks ever at a beck concert and never saw her again 
Met one of the coolest chicks ever at a beck concert and never saw her again