keith

I think a lot of people here have never seen a real picture of me. The picture in my albums is from like five years ago before I gained a lot of weight. To be honest, that was intentional. I didn't want people to see what I really look like now, because I wasn't fat for most of my life.

But now I realize that whether I like it or not, this is what I look like. And there's a lot of fatter bastards on the internet than me. Anyway, so we accidentally took a pretty decent picture at the zoo the other day, and I thought it might be a good time to show my face.

So here you go. My wife Rebecca and I at the Oklahoma City zoo last weekend.