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Monday Feb 26, 2007

Feb 26, 2007
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I think a lot of people here have never seen a real picture of me. The picture in my albums is from like five years ago before I gained a lot of weight. To be honest, that was intentional. I didn't want people to see what I really look like now, because I wasn't fat for most of my life.

But now I realize that whether I like it or not, this is what I look like. And there's a lot of fatter bastards on the internet than me. Anyway, so we accidentally took a pretty decent picture at the zoo the other day, and I thought it might be a good time to show my face.

So here you go. My wife Rebecca and I at the Oklahoma City zoo last weekend.
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_sarah_:
That's a great picture! smile
Feb 27, 2007
monicathedino:
I know! Some of the most normal looking people come up to me and ask me if i know if we carry paddles with bigger studs on them. We don't sell actual porn magazines, but on all of the clothing and stuff, all of the females nipples are missing! There is a nurse costume that shows the breasts and it's really super weird to see boobs without nipples. I don't think i could buy something with packaging like that. shocked

ps I've got a ferret too! Her name is Weasel!
(Yeah, we are super creative.... we have a pug named Pugsy too.)
Mar 9, 2007

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