A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, DC, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual."
He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the holdup?" The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade...
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He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the holdup?" The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade...
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stiles:
Who jumped the shark now?
mistersatan:
Happened a loooooooooooooooooong time ago, my friend.
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rebeccad:
*squirt*
beaky:
wich site?
Well, I thought it was sad that Karl Haas died.
kingbugs:
ditto
shal:
I welcomed Doctashock to Los Angeles last night by telling him I was pretty sure they'd let him vote out here. 
Quote of the Day
"...the only reason it's a shame that someone else is lazy is because you want something from them." ~ The Filthy Critic
"...the only reason it's a shame that someone else is lazy is because you want something from them." ~ The Filthy Critic
aeryn:
OMG you just made me feel soo much better about myself!
"...this abortion issue in the States is dividing the country right in half. You know, and even amongst my friends - we're all highly intelligent - they're totally divided on the issue of abortion. Totally divided. Some of my friends think these pro-life people are just annoying idiots. Other of my friends think these pro-life people are evil fucks. How are we gonna have a...
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germ13:
Abortion isn't necessary if you have proper sex ed which we all know Bush is behind. Way, way behind
idjit:
Thanks man...
I think I was a member of the Recordist group, but it was totally dead, so I left. :shrug:
I think I was a member of the Recordist group, but it was totally dead, so I left. :shrug:
My mail today was all fucked up. My IKEA catalog looked like a puppy had gnawed on one side of it for an hour, and today's promo CD package was WIDE OPEN. Doesn't look like anything was missing, though. 
I forgot to say that we finally saw Team America: World Police the other day, and it was very funny. Took the piss out of everyone,...
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I forgot to say that we finally saw Team America: World Police the other day, and it was very funny. Took the piss out of everyone,...
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idjit:
That kind of puppeteering was a big hipster trend for a while, believe it or not. While I was living in Rhode Island, it was a huge deal in the Rhode Island School of Design crowd - saw some films and live stuff that was pretty cool. Then of course there was Being John Malkovich which I always imagine somehow came out of all of that...
Haven't seen the movie you're talking about though!
Haven't seen the movie you're talking about though!
pyronautica:
Your brains turn me on.
I'll write you a letter tomorrow.
Tonight I can't hold a pen.
Someone's got a stamp that I can borrow.
I promise not to blow the address again.
Lights that flash in the evenin'
through a crack in the drapes...
Jesus rides beside me,
and never buys any smokes.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Ain't you had enough of this stuff?
Ashtray floors, dirty clothes,
and...
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Tonight I can't hold a pen.
Someone's got a stamp that I can borrow.
I promise not to blow the address again.
Lights that flash in the evenin'
through a crack in the drapes...
Jesus rides beside me,
and never buys any smokes.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Ain't you had enough of this stuff?
Ashtray floors, dirty clothes,
and...
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theangus:
I hear that.
fridgemagnet:
Not only great lyrics but some great music especially the little minor chord change on "when I'm sleepin" great stuff.
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illstabyou:
That's gold!
doctashock:
What's been going lately wih you my man?
10,000!!
...and you may ask yourself 'My God. What have I done?'
...and you may ask yourself 'My God. What have I done?'
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idjit:
Yeah, the vocals aren't the best, but good for the genre. I'm glad you like it. It's been in ridiculously heavy rotation since I got it. Listen for the bass distortion sound - fucking phenomenal. As a bass player and recording engineer I can testify to how hard it is to pull that shit off.
theseeman:
don't raise the speed limit but don't beat the shit out of the speeders. and don't change pronunciation just accept differnces.
that sounds a little touchy feely but I think people delight too quickly in bashing someone at the slightest hint of weakness, prepetuating an elitist system that they claim to hate when it works agaisnt them but use freely without comment when advantageous.
you are not included in that critque of course. you made valid points which I piggy backed. thanks.
that sounds a little touchy feely but I think people delight too quickly in bashing someone at the slightest hint of weakness, prepetuating an elitist system that they claim to hate when it works agaisnt them but use freely without comment when advantageous.
you are not included in that critque of course. you made valid points which I piggy backed. thanks.
I approach 10,000.
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wated:
Excellent answer. 
Do you know anything of the Kaiser Chiefs?
Do you know anything of the Kaiser Chiefs?
beaky:
Maniacs?
Today was a good fucking day. 
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jerawyn:
I feel that about past projects too, as though you know you could do better and such...BUT---c'mon it's always nice to get credit for the work, and all in all...you still rock
it's always nice to get credit for the work, and all in all...you still rock 
endedben:
Haha. We live in a startling new world.