um pizza shapes are sort of an elongated hexagon. why the hell aren't the round?
i'm about ot watch old school. i'm sick of ppl recommending it. i'd rather watch labyrinth
alex told me he liked me heaps when he first met me, and he's just found out me and ryan aren't a couple. when i first met hium i would gigle every time he...
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i'm about ot watch old school. i'm sick of ppl recommending it. i'd rather watch labyrinth
alex told me he liked me heaps when he first met me, and he's just found out me and ryan aren't a couple. when i first met hium i would gigle every time he...
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wow craziest weekend. and i guess week. the life of the dropout is not cheap. i drink and party all the time and my meals consist of chocolate. chips, entire bags of lollies and pork crackle. and jerky oh my god i love it so i've given it the fond nickname of jerkily. i'm tired, but happy
i ordered clothes off the net and my...
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rockyboulders:
yes drop out life is NOT cheap. at the moment my meals consist of whatever i can find in mum's fridge, jack daniels, bongs and other disagreeable substances.
i used to love the cott. almost went last sunday but didn't.
god bless the weekend. just like every other day but they let the normal people out to play. except at the cott tho, by the sounds of things, those girls aren't normal.
i used to love the cott. almost went last sunday but didn't.
god bless the weekend. just like every other day but they let the normal people out to play. except at the cott tho, by the sounds of things, those girls aren't normal.
j_diddy:
ewww....pubic hair is gross on chicks...well, that much is anyway...
i don't take any drugs ever, except for the occasional antibiotics, which leads to taking iner health plus, and fish oil tablets. it truly is a cycle you get stuck in. anyway...
my mum was all angry at me and all
"Donna i picked up your pants and this fell out!" (said like a question)
thats a skittle. a small m&m shaped lolly.
"are you...
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my mum was all angry at me and all
"Donna i picked up your pants and this fell out!" (said like a question)
thats a skittle. a small m&m shaped lolly.
"are you...
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ampersand:
Hey! You shouldn't joke about that. I mean, it starts at Skittles, but you're only a chocolate center from going to M&Ms, or worse peanut M&Ms.
And then, next thing you know you're living on the street, hopped up on sherbert and lemon phiz and dipping Fads into red food dye so they look like Fags again!
Oh, and in response to your comment posted on my journal like, aaages ago, you should know the person you met in the real world and the guy that writes in this thing are two separate people. The write-y guy is me, and I'm actually locked in a closet in the house of that social leper you've seen out drinking...
So for god's sake CALL THE POLICE!!! GET ME OUT OF ... oh shit, he's coming... I'm going to get the poker again, I can tell...
... help ...
And then, next thing you know you're living on the street, hopped up on sherbert and lemon phiz and dipping Fads into red food dye so they look like Fags again!
Oh, and in response to your comment posted on my journal like, aaages ago, you should know the person you met in the real world and the guy that writes in this thing are two separate people. The write-y guy is me, and I'm actually locked in a closet in the house of that social leper you've seen out drinking...
So for god's sake CALL THE POLICE!!! GET ME OUT OF ... oh shit, he's coming... I'm going to get the poker again, I can tell...
... help ...
weirdunclebob:
What's all this about a number 7?
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Skittles are bad, m-kay?


Skittles are bad, m-kay?

me and J_Diddy are going to the royal show on thursday. at his birthday drinks we said wednesday, but he was drunk and i said he said thrusday. so he believed me, cos he was drunk at the time. YAY!!!
i'm going to spend money
i got a $50 tip today at work. i was like i'll let you buy me dinner on my break...
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i'm going to spend money
i got a $50 tip today at work. i was like i'll let you buy me dinner on my break...
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teeman:
hahaha bet the poor guy wasnt too impressed with his broken wrist after that

j_diddy:
giddyup baby
dude i'm so over my kid he shows up uninvited and stuff
brought his jacket to work and he was like nah i'll get it later
so over it
would just get rid of it but it owes me money
grr
like a pirate grr aargh
this is how i write when i'm about to drop out of uni. teachers have a shitty deal. there...
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brought his jacket to work and he was like nah i'll get it later
so over it
would just get rid of it but it owes me money
grr
like a pirate grr aargh
this is how i write when i'm about to drop out of uni. teachers have a shitty deal. there...
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j_diddy:
i don't think you're a failure...however, if you insist that you are, hands down, no competition, you are my favourite of all failures...


captain_dusty:
My ex is a teacher, she started first year this year and that whole OBE thing is a fucking sham! Ravlich needs to go smoke herself. I would enjoy parting her lips with my fist I think.
i had a victory at work against le asshole boss (for all those non french ppl that loosley translates as the asshole boss)
he was all like you're closing in this bar and i was like what? i was taken off close and he was like no you are sharing, you one week megan the next and i said this...
since when do we share?...
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he was all like you're closing in this bar and i was like what? i was taken off close and he was like no you are sharing, you one week megan the next and i said this...
since when do we share?...
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you see, i don't care about playing music. i like listening to stuff i like and sometimes gosh darnit i even go and search out a particular song or artist. though when i use the term artist i tend to mean some one like jackson pollack, however its spelt, and who, by the way, is crap. framing vomit does not make it art.
i have...
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imogenmmk:
hahaha errr i don't know if i'll be going on thursday actually. is it 18+? because i don't have id yet!
j_diddy:
haha, i will be a pirate and you shall be a wench...see you there

so i got bit by a dog and my arm bled lots
i got 80% on my first assignment i got back this semester!!! i got higher than the nerds, i was sitting with the two ppl that get the best marks in all the classes, cos i want to be like them, and i got higher than them both!!! and all the marking persons...
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i got 80% on my first assignment i got back this semester!!! i got higher than the nerds, i was sitting with the two ppl that get the best marks in all the classes, cos i want to be like them, and i got higher than them both!!! and all the marking persons...
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captain_dusty:
Don't forget hits like Dazed & Confused, Clerks & Reality Bites. Those movies all rocked!
Yes... We were the cool kids. Fuck it.. We still are!!!
Yes... We were the cool kids. Fuck it.. We still are!!!

velvetfaerie:
hey dude..... well done on those uni marks hey!
nerds rock!
nerd......
nerds rock!
nerd......

hrm i've noticed that the more time i spend by myslef the less i get done. i actually NEED someone to puch me out of bed and make me go to uni.
and with this awesome weather i'm getting a tan! that's right, i no longer glow in the dark. i'm becoming human or something
and with this awesome weather i'm getting a tan! that's right, i no longer glow in the dark. i'm becoming human or something
j_diddy:
oohh that sexy shade of dark white huh..mmm
i'll punch you whenever you want.
good to see you can make up your own journal sometimes
i'll punch you whenever you want.
good to see you can make up your own journal sometimes
no its not strange in this era considering our level of technology
stop headbutting things. is that one word?
yeah naps are either crap and make you tired and not wanna get up, or too good and you never sleep again. ever.
i only found out yesterday that we get another chance YAY!!! i was wrong guys, the footy season is NOT over
yeah finding...
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stop headbutting things. is that one word?
yeah naps are either crap and make you tired and not wanna get up, or too good and you never sleep again. ever.
i only found out yesterday that we get another chance YAY!!! i was wrong guys, the footy season is NOT over
yeah finding...
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j_diddy:
luckily i put the J there or it could have been a 3 way shitfight!
you are such a fucken copycat!
which is why i love you
you are such a fucken copycat!
which is why i love you




"current crush"
hope the puppies are well....
it's my last weekend in perth...come and drink with me! tonight!