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i am so sick of ppl complaining about crap like being fat. if you don't like it do something about it
next time someone says i'm so fat blah blah
i will say if you shut up i'll give you a cookie
and next time someone starts quoting little britain i will punch them in the face and then laugh
cos that will be much...
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teeman:
I got punched in the face by a chick last night, fuckn hurt too. Wasnt even like she was genuienly pissed off at me either cuz I was in her bed haha. Crazy wench, I shoulda glassed her earlier when I had the chance.
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friday night my back was a bit stiff. i toughed it out.
saturday i woke up in INTENSE pain and it took about 10 minutes to manouever to get out of bed. it hurt.
went physio and he was like whoa were you in a crash. i wasn't.
spent saturday and sunday rolling around in pain with ice on my back. today (monday) off work...
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poor scott. not only would i not have sex with him after he wouldn't buy me lugage i don't need, but he just spent $660 on dinner at c restaurant. yeah it spins, but its a total rip off! haha i had awesome red emperor. i love fish long time.
i need to drink more. today:
touched a koala,
fell over in mud,
was the...
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punkrockphoto:
hey clown fish! how are you? long time no see.... where are you? school? dead? where?
teeman:
fisty-cuffs is an old skool term for beating someone up biggrin Havin long hair in a fight though is just a death sentence, so you'll have to fight for me now.

I got my hair straightened by a few giggly bitches last night, now its that much more awesome *flicks*
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my favourite part of today wasnot throwing up at work. neither was the taxiride i took cos my eyes were all blurry and i couldn't see. It also wasn't no being able to get a dr appt til tomorrow. it was utting on my new black ugg boots. theyr'e so pretty. they turn my feet dirty.
i went go carting. haha they are NOT like...
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teeman:
Havent got anything to say about your blog (cept that I hope you trashed some go carts! haha) but I highly approve of your line;
"if you were my homework i'd do you on the table "
I'm merely going to borrow it and I'll put a quotation by Donna after every time I say it
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on friday my bank got 'held up' except the ppl didn't do anything, no one got hurt and no money got taken, so when the police and armaguard and all that came we were like nah we can stay open, nothing really happened. all it was was two guys came in, one with a baseball bat and were yelling and threatening customers and they left...
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i_am_ghost:
There is. If you'd watched it when you were little you would KNOW THAT!
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so my mum got hysterectomied. and now she's out of hospital. cool.
so the guy at the bike shop said wanna join as a member? you get a discount. i've seen you here a few times. it's $50.
i've already bought everything i need. except a tattoo. and they don't do those.
i have to go full time! i wanted to, but now i have...
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shifter:
Exactly, 5 year ago with some foresight would've been fantastic.
j_diddy:
howdy! remember me heartbreaker???

how ya been? movin up in the world huh? congrats
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yay two days left until drinking for three days straight in geraldton although one of those days includes getting a flu shot i'm still all like YAY!!!!
i hope i'm not one of the 1/1000 ppl who get sick from the flu shot. throws serious spanner in the works of my drinking and travelling plans
bike lessons are coming along like this eeek thats right i...
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seantastic:
Heh. You said spanner.
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i bought a motorbike today! i'm staying home for the rest of the week cos i totally reached (exceeded) my send limit for the REST OF EVER
poor, but biked up HELL YEAH
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shifter:
Zoom zoom?
velvetfaerie:
bikes are sexy
you gotta go the leather too!