this is how i write when i've been shagging a high school guy all weekend. its awesome i forgot how totally up for it all the time and a million times in a row guys are at that age. i can't believe i've been wasting time on grown ups, won't make that mistake again 
umm, work party uni yeah still up to the same stoof
got a health rebate from my chiropracter bills yay i love what feels like free money!!!
i was ryan's first sex in club toilets i'm special
everyone at work knows we are 'a couple' because he told ppl we were. went to a party after work and they were like are you a couple, i said no as he said yes and it was a little awkward but then the greatest song in the world by tenacious d came on and everyone sang along and pretended the moment hadn't happened. saved by the fat black man. (by that i mean jack black)
oh and now i'm a sherriff however its spelt
umm, work party uni yeah still up to the same stoof
got a health rebate from my chiropracter bills yay i love what feels like free money!!!
i was ryan's first sex in club toilets
i'm special
everyone at work knows we are 'a couple' because he told ppl we were. went to a party after work and they were like are you a couple, i said no as he said yes and it was a little awkward but then the greatest song in the world by tenacious d came on and everyone sang along and pretended the moment hadn't happened. saved by the fat black man. (by that i mean jack black)
oh and now i'm a sherriff however its spelt
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if i 'have' a nigger (as in ownership) i am then entitled to use the word? you're not secretly with the confederates are you?!?
and if you're now a sheriff, then who's your deputy?
love the blog