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Monday Aug 07, 2006

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i can't ask my friends for advice. this is what i get when i ask "how can i break up with phil? he's cool i'm just not in love with him"
Okay here is my script for you and Phil.

Phil: Hi Donna. Are you having a good day? What did you get up to?

Donna: Well that's the thing. I have something to say and you may not like it.

Phil: What's going on baby, tell me.

Donna: Phil I don't like you. You're to old for me, see I like 'em young. You just aren't cuttin it! So on that note, I am seeing a younger and better verson. Well, just shagging, but that is besides the point.

Phil: (crying like a retarded little girl)

Donna: It's over. I hope you have a good day. Bye

on the upside, i'm also so over ryan, cos he lied to me about shagging other ppl whereas i was totally open about it, and he cried and said its cos he loves me and he's jealous that i'm getting sexed up with others.
this is where we find out who knows me well. pick one.
I in return...
a) told him i loved him too and we cried together after making sweet sweet love
b) stole his wallet and wouldn't give him a lift home. i still have his wallet.

and he came over sunday but i was in geraldton and my mum and sister were like he was nearly crying and then i laughed like evilly
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
j_diddy:
wait, is that like code for you want me to dress like a high school kid??

tongue
Aug 8, 2006
shifter:
singly fucked up? sounds like a good idea actually.
Aug 10, 2006

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