so i'm all like walking around with my legs being all tall and stuff...
watching narnia with phil, i get a message saying
'did you hook up with lenny (corey's friend) on the weekend'
now corey is my lil sis ex, and hes a wanker. a wanker who is like 5 years younger than me, and losery
i'm like ew no who's lenny ew
apparently corey, lenny and some other guy all are telling people i hooked up with this lenny guy last friday.
last friday = work til about 10 then homework (remember? I've done nought but complain about doing my ass, short for assignment) so yeah
second time this shit has happened! this guy in her grade last year told everyone how he hooked up with her hot sister (meaning me, in case you didn't get that)
goddammit there are always guys saying they hooked up with me i'm so over denying it. i'm gonna say...
well i REALLY wanted to give him head, but he couldn't get it up, then after a while he said he's gay and i was just to 'test the water'
um, if you come up with cariations on this feel free to share. make it funny and snappy and bitey and oh so me. but less whiney
watching narnia with phil, i get a message saying
'did you hook up with lenny (corey's friend) on the weekend'
now corey is my lil sis ex, and hes a wanker. a wanker who is like 5 years younger than me, and losery
i'm like ew no who's lenny ew
apparently corey, lenny and some other guy all are telling people i hooked up with this lenny guy last friday.
last friday = work til about 10 then homework (remember? I've done nought but complain about doing my ass, short for assignment) so yeah
second time this shit has happened! this guy in her grade last year told everyone how he hooked up with her hot sister (meaning me, in case you didn't get that)
goddammit there are always guys saying they hooked up with me i'm so over denying it. i'm gonna say...
well i REALLY wanted to give him head, but he couldn't get it up, then after a while he said he's gay and i was just to 'test the water'
um, if you come up with cariations on this feel free to share. make it funny and snappy and bitey and oh so me. but less whiney
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The first thing the ex-fuckheadsay did when Biff told him we were together was try to say he was sleeping with me.... Bah stupid boys can be so funny sometimes... haha I just called the "old men" boys hahha...
Tell them you guys went to do it and he tried to stick it in with his socks still and on you threw him out naked onto the sreet with all his shit!!!
Fuck I hate it when they leave their fucking socks on