kebabski

had a fight with my dog today. was cleaning my inside windscreen and was like hrm shut the gate let him play out here with a new squeaky toy i just got him. instead he climbs in the car i'm like hey no dramas he'lll get over it when he realises we're not going anywhere. ten minutes later i'm done. he still won't get out, i call him constantly, he won't get out, i get food and try tempt him out, he ignores me, i get toys and squeak them at him, he ignores. i try pull him out, he's huge and just won't. i go screw you and shut both doors and leave, thinking in ten minutes i'll go back and he'll come out. ten mins later, no go, so i shut the windows as well, come back ten mins later, still no go. leave doors open and watch from inside the house so no one steals my awesome dog, stilll nothing. get more food, toys, leash, the cat, still nothing. forty minutes since i started timing and NOTHING. i open the hatch and both doors and STILL nothing. i push the back seats down so he's totally squished and he finally moves off the back seat, only cos its squished flat by the seats being folded down, and sits in the back. i still can't pull him out. for the most of you who have not seen him, my dog is huge. he's like a border collie on steroids, he's freakishly big. i'm 5 foot 9, he stands up and he's almost eye level with me. he's too big to lift out. i get his leash on him, and pull him out. i'm angry. this happened between 11 and twelve, an hour of awesome sunshine i wasted. well not entirely, cos i changed into a bikini when i realised it would take a while so i'd tan, but at least i can talk about it now.
i was gonna leave today to do homework. situation getting quite desperate since ones due next week, and i've done nothing since...ever. i shopped. see how he dwarfs my entire car?
oh well only worked when i put it up, then not when i went back to page. meh. pretend you see him