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Monday Feb 27, 2006

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ok my first day at uni.
remember the hassle of finding parking so leave early. good run of traffic and empty car park leave me twenty minutes early. i go in, and sit. there is one person in the world i would like to die. she walks in, sits next to me and starts talking as if we missed each other and i don't want her to die.
class starts, and i realise i have no pens. class starts. looking for page 3 in my unit hand book i discover my book is blank. then the girl next to me points out its upside down. um, thanks.
and when the lecture finishes and i go wait at the cat bus stop to go get pens. its a five minute walk but hey its hot i'll catch the bus. we discuss things such as me buying pens and their reasons for being there.
twenty minutes later and having assured 3 ppl this is the stop this girl says hrm i keep seeing the bus go down that street over there. idiot. we look at the sign. big sign saying cat bus. little writing underneath says that way --->. we go that way.
the bus is about to stop at the shops and i notice there are no poles left to hold. the bus stops and i slam into the doors. which don't open. then the bus starts again, and then stops a metre further away. i stumble all over the place during this. i am officially the retarded girl that really likes pens.
i get back to uni with pens and no more drama. me and a random find our class and sit down. wrong class. no big whoop there. we go into our class, make our explanations, and sit down. my desk has the bar in front cos its around the worng way, so i turn it around. i knock over my chair and a guys stuff from the desk next to me and everyone looks. i say yeah i just want attention. and NO ONE laughs.
well my uni life can only get better. tho i also said that when i realised i'd waited half an hour at the wrong bus stop
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fatdavid8:
I'm terribly sorry, but when I read "class starts, and i realise i have no pens.", I thought it said, "class starts, and i realise i have no penis.", and for a second, there, I thought to myself, "Hey, I have a penis! Maybe I've got what it takes to shine @ an Australian university!"

I don't know which is worse, my dyslexia or my stupidity. biggrin
Feb 27, 2006
fatdavid8:
RE: "i don't know if you should take what your cats say to heart. they'r cats. they have attitude."

I just wish they'd stop calling me "jackass" all of the time . . . and maybe let me take of this damned costume! miao!! miao!! miao!!
Feb 27, 2006

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