kebabski

i have monday and tuesday off. i get paid monday. in the afternoon!!! well and wednesday's from my other job but we're talking about monday and the afternoonness of it all. i have layby's to pick up and then spend hours looking at. and what am i doing? oh actually thats a funny story.
my period is two weeks late (thats not the funny part) and i was taking a pregnancy test (which came up negative)
fatima of course was on the phone to me as i waited for results til her call waiting went off, and being at work she had to get it.
now it wasn't one of those fun tests you pee on, you have to fill a cup with pee and leave the strip floating for 5-10 mins. it was floating and at 8 mins i was like woohoo thats a no and poured it out. fatima rings back and i pick up saying dude i just poured my pee out it was there for 8 minutes and NO BABY!!!
then 'fatima' says is this donna? in an old lady voice. it was actually my boss wanting to swap one of my shifts. then my call waiting went off, it was fatima.
oh my god the aargh ness of it SO EMBARRASSING but good for still chuckling at the thought. not pregnant and my boss thinks i'm an idiot woohoo!