Wednesday Mar 08, 2006

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THE FLYING SCOTSMAN HAS PICTURES FROM IKEA ON THE WALL!!!
so far today:
didn't have sex
woke up at 6AM cos boys suck
got waxed
a guy is coming to buy my old furniture
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conniption_fit:
I've had my tickets for nearly a month .... i let you know how it was next Wed.
vodka_socks:
I hope you put your pants on before you went to work....

Lol you so have to "re-bag" that boy biggrin

Wednesday Mar 08, 2006

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dude i didn't even get laid last night. thats right wezil, i had THAT in my bed and i fell asleep
dude i'm a bad person
then he got me up at 6 in the morning cos he had to go to work, which i agreed to when we got home.
ps if i ever agree to let you wake me up in the morning,...
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vodka_socks:
OMG You fell asleep!!!!!!!!! I thought you so had that in the bag......... eeek

Tuesday Mar 07, 2006

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ok so last night both sucked and rocked
i had an awesome time except for the fact that this stupid girl (who i'm really friendly with) was telling everyone how she was going home with a hot bartender. then she was like i'm so glad you and toby are having problems i'm going home with him tonight
hello and what the fuck
i asked him...
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hell_man:
that.... is particularly screwy.... eeek she sounds like a strange girl

its a crappy lonely world sometimes frown

staying true to yourself is always a big help tho smile
id be one screwed mofo by now if i hadnt discovered how to do that ehhe

Tuesday Mar 07, 2006

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oh life is hard. it was too hot to go to yoga. it was too hot to put up with chris pissing me off so i didn't go to dinner with my friends. life is SOOOOO hard
i hate ppl saying stupid things.
i'd go to yoga if it wasn't an hour ago
theres no food that i want to eat
i'm restless
my belly...
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rockyboulders:
there's not really much to understand...

i said (a while ago) that you were lulling people at uni into a false sense of security before you'd "paste 'em". And then you got a high destinction, hence, "pasting the oppostion". Sorry for the confusion but congrats on the result.

...and cheese. WTF!!... biggrin

(although I probably don't want to know what my belly button smells like)
rockyboulders:
how the fuck do you smell your belly button anyway?

Sunday Mar 05, 2006

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today at uni i went and sat with ppl i knew
then i sat with other ppl i knew.
it was the best day ever. i got to know them more than ever before and they're pretty cool. this girl i thought was a bitch is just shy
i am really glad i bothered
they were hell bitchy when i first met them they were...
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crb:
SORRY!

Well done on getting a HIGH Distinction...

skull
conniption_fit:
working??? drinking..yeh!!!

Saturday Mar 04, 2006

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so i worked wed thur and fri nights and they rang me to work tonight but i said hahaha no and hung up
thurs is our busy night, the packed out night, and the other 2 ppl didn't show up so i had to do it all by myself. me and a hundred customers. grr at that
oh well
today was awesome i spent it...
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crb:
YES! It's because your black!

skull

Tuesday Feb 28, 2006

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hi. i was all like, working (toby finally brought my belt woohoo! ) and then i was like fuck i hate this place. sent a msg to two ppl.
you coming hip e tonight?
one said yes, and i said hurry up i'm gonna quit as soon as you get here. and i did. i went upstairs, clocked off, got my bag, went to go...
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weirdunclebob:
Don't ducks eat insects and soggy, stale bread?

Uni is off to a great start, I see. surreal
crb:
You stole for me!!

love

Tuesday Feb 28, 2006

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erm second day at uni.
go in with busted swollen knee. go to park, its all roped off for staff. apparently the rest of the bays are saved for staff after a certain o'clock, directed to new car park accross road.
park in bay, guy runs over and says you need to park up that end. i park at that end. i'm pissed off. guy...
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rockyboulders:
this is comedy gold. can't wait for the next episode... biggrin
steven:
Er, have you ever considered giving it some rest?

Oh, oh yeah ... you want to get a degree whatever

tongue

Monday Feb 27, 2006

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ok my first day at uni.
remember the hassle of finding parking so leave early. good run of traffic and empty car park leave me twenty minutes early. i go in, and sit. there is one person in the world i would like to die. she walks in, sits next to me and starts talking as if we missed each other and i don't want...
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fatdavid8:
I'm terribly sorry, but when I read "class starts, and i realise i have no pens.", I thought it said, "class starts, and i realise i have no penis.", and for a second, there, I thought to myself, "Hey, I have a penis! Maybe I've got what it takes to shine @ an Australian university!"

I don't know which is worse, my dyslexia or my stupidity. biggrin
fatdavid8:
RE: "i don't know if you should take what your cats say to heart. they'r cats. they have attitude."

I just wish they'd stop calling me "jackass" all of the time . . . and maybe let me take of this damned costume! miao!! miao!! miao!!

Sunday Feb 26, 2006

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got into an argument today at work with a customer cos i wouldn't agree that all muslims should be blown up just in case.
she was like yeah but catholics and prostestants don't start wars over ppl not believing their religion and i was like hello ireland and every war from 15000000bc to now
godammit i hate stupid ppl
haha she was yelling cos 'just...
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er:
the mere thought of peppermint tea makes me want to vomit smile i don't think it would work for me. but my stomach thing is over, thank goodness, until i catch the next one. according to current patterns, that oughta be in about a week. puke

don't get old, ok? wink
speedway74:
have you ever heard the phrase "kill em all, let god sort them out" funny if you dont believe in gods huh

Saturday Feb 25, 2006

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reading nominations for peace prize and saw this

The UN nuclear watchdog, the IAEA, and its director Mohamed ElBaradei won last year's prize for their work to curb the spread of nuclear arms and ensure the safe use of nuclear energy.

to add mroe to my obsession, i thought it read ikea.

on friday i wore pants i hadn't worn for about four years, they...
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crb:
YAY for fitting into 2 year old pants... I certainly wish I did...

Damn late nite TV sucks...
rockyboulders:
yeah. i was going to comment about the IKEA missread too, but you beat me to it. blackeyed

yes focus. good advice. if you're really keen you can throw in the odd leyton hewitt "c'mon!" too.

hope you are well regardless.
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