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Irina is here!
we are both on our laptops.
we ate pizza and watched zombie movies

and we had lots of sex
oh yes
the sex has been copious
BWHAHA be jealous

I really love ben folds 5. Does this make me lame?
No.
Buzz off.


This should cheer you up for sure. Ya see, I've got your old ID and you're all dressed up like the Cure.



I'd give ben folds a turn. Ya know i don't know what that means.

Tomorrow is The Rev!

I'm pretty excited. They aren't my favorite band in the world...
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Last night I finally watched Matchstick Men.
Let me tell you about my absolute love of Nicolas Cage. He is a fantastic actor and he's always kind of reminded me of my dad. Especially in quirky roles like this.

If you haven't seen this movie. Get it. Now. What are you waiting for?

It really throws you for a loop. I pretty much just about...
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all these hot suicidegirls want to sex me up. I must be SUPER POPULARRRR
and hot
and awesome

When i put my retainer back in my nose for work i feel like there is nothing there. i like the big heavy bull ring. when i shake my head it shakes. bwehehe

Irina will be here Friday! Woot.
I hope all her little presents are here...
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I need sex.

That is all
Move along.

I also need strawberry shortcake, but I know I'll be getting that tonight.

Maybe the first thing too. I am lame and have not felt good or have been too tired to sex lately.

So lame.

Whew
So I went to get my new contacts today
I also got a checkup
I've had floaters in my left eye for about 3 months now and I was really nervous about them because apparently worse case scenario is that it could be a detatched retina
The doctor said I am ok, sometimes people just get floaters and they never go away but the...
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I am high class.
Mexican Chicken wraps and absinthe.

LET THE HALLUCINATING BEGIN!11

Or maybe not.
But we will see.
Green liquor on st pattys day. I'm freeking set duders.
So i just stuck my pinky into one of the bottles and licked. then i said

"OH MY GOD...it tastes like fucking rubbing alcohol. with licorice flavoring...."
it does.

My favorite saying is "if you...
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Tickets for Mike Doughty on 5/21?
Poichesed.

Ticket for Regina Spektor on 4/19?
Well...I'm working on it.

Seeing two of my favorite artists in a month?
would probably make my brain exploid.

I also have a reverend horton heat show next friday.

The regina spektor show is 21+ and i would really like to go.
so
ya know
if you can...ya know. assist me. with...
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$1135,12

That is how much money is in my bank account.
WOOOOOOOOOOOT
yes

I'm gonna go buy a bike today
and new contacts!

woooooot
omg i'm so happy.
influx of mone is rad.
it will be gone very shortly. hahah
i was going to save some but now i think my willpower has gone out the window