kayla_

omg i totally hate everyone.

i'm starting a writing journal.
contact me if you want the info, i won't be posting the link here.

here is a sample
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I woke up the this morning with my head pounding like a million hammers all going at once. It's like little people are building a small mansion inside of my skull. I feel for an alarm clock that isn't there. My hand is met with a pair of breasts. My first thought? "Good morning...breasts."
I've had worse, first thoughts. Let me tell you, breasts almost make a pounding migraine disappear. Almost.
My second thought? "...breasts. Not my breasts. Someone elses breasts...in my hands."
Things just keep getting better. and curiouser.
I roll over and open my sleepy eyes. Sunlight doesn't do much for thumping migraines.
My brain does a quick scan and comes up with nothing. These breasts are unfamiliar.

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Now, no. This isn't a sex story. I dont write crap like that. If you want a sex story go...have sex or something. I don't know.
I write because I'm bored and want to give something to others to read.


This is not for your sexual enjoyment.


OMG i still hate everyone