how the fuck are you motherfuckers? i've been busy as fuck with the new job and the old job, [/WHINE]
nothing new going on with me, really.
i did make up a joke the other night though, check it out:
(the mag bar is a local drinking establishment in old louisville i go to sometimes)
Q:... Read More
bought a new gun.
finished tattoo.
went to jail.
finaly baught the new gundam game. (nerd)
and...GOT A NEW JOB!!
yep, no more cleaning vomit for me. i got me a soft gig bartending on a charter boat. more money, better behaved customers, and air conditioning that works ALL THE TIME!
look. i'm not about to blast any religion on here, but what the fuck is up with mormons? and hari-krishnas? and something called 'the school of metaphysics'?
representitives from three different religious sects have approached me in the last two days with liturature on the street (well, the mormon guy who woke me up at 9 this morning gave me a DVD).
katiebarthedoor tribute journal to Michael Dudikoff: American Ninja
motherfucker, he's bad-ass. he kicked the shit outta a handfull of soldiers. then, in the martial arts tradition of respecting your apponent and taking the situation seriously...he puts a bucket on his head, and beats them up more. that's the playfull side of Michael Dudikoff: American Ninja.
and he gets only the finest of tail. could you... Read More
this conversation might only be funny to me but...
-slightly abridged-
me: awesome...i gotta take off.
her. ? it's not even two!
me: well, you're roomate will be home soon, too.
her: she's out of town.
me: right on...
twenty minutes later...
me: oh, fuck!
her:?
me: i have to work early tomorrow.
her: i thought maredeth worked day tomorrow?
me: yeah...dont yo-
her: no,... Read More
katiebarthedoor's trubute journal to Walker: Texas Ranger.
okay, say what you want to about how lame it is to take a prestegious, dignified career in martial arts (like chuck has) and whore it out, by making an ass out of yourself on TV every week (syndicated), but Walker is a bad ass.
i saw this one episode once where he went back in time (stop... Read More
i got in from work late last night, but i just woke up for a second.
it's like 7 am. it's nice.
i went into my livingroom and flung open the curtains to the bay window, made some coffee and pulled up a chair.
it's cold, so i turned the AC down.
then i just looked outside.
all those busy bees driving down the street.... Read More
that was fucking amazing.
alot of beer, alot of girls, and alot of cursin'.
and if i never have another heineken as long as i live it'll be too soon.
i'm finally back home. and am kinda stoked because my apartment wasnt broken into.
i couldnt have asked for better company on my trip.
so many stories. it is actually more of a saga truth... Read More
I see that you saw. And i went and looked about ten minutes after you were there...........didn't see that you had been there, just went to look. I must have known. Sleep liar.
East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',
We're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' "Bandit" run.
you a little bit.
