Jeremy Fucking Corbyn

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I love him.

He's fucking hilarious. And he's fucking awesome. And god dammit please Britain, he needs to be our next Prime Minister.

In a world where my generation has been brought up on Superhero movies and video games and viral social media campaigns, we know that there's always a bad guy, always an underdog hero and if we really stick together; we can make anything happen.

We freed Keshia from her Sony contract, we raised $115 million for the ASL Association by chucking freezing water over our heads, for fuck sake England; we made Rage Against the Machine the Christmas No 1. Against fucking XFactor.

For those of you unfamiliar, or those of you abroad, here; http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34184265

Now, if we can sit ourselves in front of our tellies for the guilty pleasure of watching aspiring singers, washed up celebrities and naieve fame seekers and then picking up our phones to spend MONEY to vote for THEIR future; can we please spend zero money and just a little time to read up on what is really happening in our country and VOTE for OUR future.

America, I'm speaking to you too. Here in Britain we never thought Brexit would ever happen. We thought it was just a few loud mouths making some noise and that common sense would prevail. Oh, we were wrong. Please don't let Trump slip and slide his way in, whilst you are too distracted by Kim Kardashian's butt (I mean it IS awesome...but...).

I keep sitting here, watching the body counts climb higher and higher, and the money fall lower and lower and thinking 'its okay, something good ALWAYS happens eventually'. They just like to break our hearts first, because it makes the come-back all that much sweeter.

But this isn't a Super hero movie. This really could keep going forever.

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violetwolf:
you are so right, love your insight <3
cardinalfire:
He seems like a decent enough dude and I was shocked at this whole challenge to his leadership, his job was not to stop brexit, his job (if voted in) is to lead britain as prime minister. It says a lot about the current mps in the labour party if they are looking for a scapegoat to blame brexit on so they turn to their current leader. I was like jesus give the guy a chance, he's been here two seconds and you're already saying he's not fit for leadership, just because brexit happened? Now you're saying it's Corbyn's fault? p off. Seems like so many people just expect miracles without working for it. Or they want their 'leaders' to do all the work for them. Brexit wasn't Corbyn's fault, it was voting patterns of the country. Having said that I have heard he doesn't make the most of the PMQs and whether he'll ever make change as a PM remains to be seen. I personally would be surprised if he got in, though like you say other things have happened when people have got off their arse lol. That Rage being xmas number one was amazing that year.

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