I love him.
He's fucking hilarious. And he's fucking awesome. And god dammit please Britain, he needs to be our next Prime Minister.
In a world where my generation has been brought up on Superhero movies and video games and viral social media campaigns, we know that there's always a bad guy, always an underdog hero and if we really stick together; we can make anything happen.
We freed Keshia from her Sony contract, we raised $115 million for the ASL Association by chucking freezing water over our heads, for fuck sake England; we made Rage Against the Machine the Christmas No 1. Against fucking XFactor.
For those of you unfamiliar, or those of you abroad, here; http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34184265
Now, if we can sit ourselves in front of our tellies for the guilty pleasure of watching aspiring singers, washed up celebrities and naieve fame seekers and then picking up our phones to spend MONEY to vote for THEIR future; can we please spend zero money and just a little time to read up on what is really happening in our country and VOTE for OUR future.
America, I'm speaking to you too. Here in Britain we never thought Brexit would ever happen. We thought it was just a few loud mouths making some noise and that common sense would prevail. Oh, we were wrong. Please don't let Trump slip and slide his way in, whilst you are too distracted by Kim Kardashian's butt (I mean it IS awesome...but...).
I keep sitting here, watching the body counts climb higher and higher, and the money fall lower and lower and thinking 'its okay, something good ALWAYS happens eventually'. They just like to break our hearts first, because it makes the come-back all that much sweeter.
But this isn't a Super hero movie. This really could keep going forever.