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Sunday May 17, 2009

May 17, 2009
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A hooker got into my boyfriends car and stole his Jolly Ranchers

the other night Rob was on his way home from poker when a hooker got into his car and said that some man had been really nice to her and bought her a hotel room, and that Jesus had told her she needed to be nice to someone and offered to let Rob stay in her room for the night. He told her that he just lived a few streets over so she asked for money to get something to eat, then she grabbed a bag of jolly ranchers , said "these will do" and got out of the car.

WTF smile

Right now daddy is making me breakfast cause I'm a spoiled girl







the foster kids are hilarious biggrin

KONG!!!!!!



looking more innocent



sasquatch





THE HOUSE

the bathroom is done! I just need base boards which I already cut and painted, i just need to put them in.




before


after!


in one of the bedrooms, they put plywood up on one wall, stained it, then later put more wood paneling over that! (a-holes) so i had to rip it all down and patch a bunch of nail holes tongue but its done!


after



the actual chandelier for the dining room




having fun learning the miter saw, haven't lost a finger yet




hired a legit floor guy to patch the missing boards




BOOBS! as of 5 minutes ago, they're sleepy, we just woke up smile



VIEW 23 of 23 COMMENTS
pokpuff:
yeah see i'm not the biggest jolly rancher fan anyway so i prolly would have been fine with that. specially if she got the one that tastes a little like vomit .... or is that just me
May 17, 2009
mydogfarted:
Nice bathroom.
Boobs aren't bad either. tongue
May 18, 2009

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