A hooker got into my boyfriends car and stole his Jolly Ranchers
the other night Rob was on his way home from poker when a hooker got into his car and said that some man had been really nice to her and bought her a hotel room, and that Jesus had told her she needed to be nice to someone and offered to let Rob stay in her room for the night. He told her that he just lived a few streets over so she asked for money to get something to eat, then she grabbed a bag of jolly ranchers , said "these will do" and got out of the car.
WTF
Right now daddy is making me breakfast cause I'm a spoiled girl


the foster kids are hilarious
KONG!!!!!!

looking more innocent

sasquatch

THE HOUSE
the bathroom is done! I just need base boards which I already cut and painted, i just need to put them in.

before

after!

in one of the bedrooms, they put plywood up on one wall, stained it, then later put more wood paneling over that! (a-holes) so i had to rip it all down and patch a bunch of nail holes
but its done!

after

the actual chandelier for the dining room

having fun learning the miter saw, haven't lost a finger yet

hired a legit floor guy to patch the missing boards

BOOBS! as of 5 minutes ago, they're sleepy, we just woke up

the other night Rob was on his way home from poker when a hooker got into his car and said that some man had been really nice to her and bought her a hotel room, and that Jesus had told her she needed to be nice to someone and offered to let Rob stay in her room for the night. He told her that he just lived a few streets over so she asked for money to get something to eat, then she grabbed a bag of jolly ranchers , said "these will do" and got out of the car.
WTF
Right now daddy is making me breakfast cause I'm a spoiled girl


the foster kids are hilarious
KONG!!!!!!

looking more innocent

sasquatch

THE HOUSE
the bathroom is done! I just need base boards which I already cut and painted, i just need to put them in.

before

after!

in one of the bedrooms, they put plywood up on one wall, stained it, then later put more wood paneling over that! (a-holes) so i had to rip it all down and patch a bunch of nail holes

after

the actual chandelier for the dining room

having fun learning the miter saw, haven't lost a finger yet

hired a legit floor guy to patch the missing boards

BOOBS! as of 5 minutes ago, they're sleepy, we just woke up

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Boobs aren't bad either.