the VULVA has arrived! first off it says it is not a perfume it's an "odour that reproduces the vaginas natural fragrance. VULVA origional stimulates and supports erotic creativity"
ok
whatever
its oily
the funniest part is the "instructions/warnings" apparently you can't put vulva on your vulva..
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i shook it up and put a small amount on the back of my hand as instructed, I think it smells like old pee personally.....
co-worker reaction # 1 "oh it does smell like pussy, like clean pussy, not club pussy" when I state that I guess I need to smell more girls he adds " I can finger you right now, then you could smell my fingers and compare, then I'll let you blow me, smelling that made me hard" WTF ... I gracefully declined both offers and went to......
co-worker #2 (somewhat nervously now, I mean how many fingering offers am I going to get?) who states "it has a certain stench to it" but does not think it smells like vagina....
coworker #3.... that smells too clean to smell like vagina.......
co-worker #4 nope, smells like soap ( i had just washed my hands,may have to re-apply) smack co worker #2 on the way out, "great now my shirt will smell like VULVA" i laugh demonically and run away
co-worker #5 "pussy out of the shower doesn't even smell like that, that smells like a fragrance!" talk about the website smellmeand.com " don't bring that shit up on my log-in!" conversation turns to fart spray, like "it' didn't smell like bad farts, it just smelled bad, like dead animal" then talk about stink bombs in high school etc.
co worker #5 was hesitant to smell it at all, wouldn't do it until co-worker #2 smelled it again in front of him.
coworker #6 "it smells like a truck stop restroom" i think he seconds my old pee assesment, co-worker # seven would not smell it or make eye contact with me, it's a good thing we're friends or I'm thinking he would have called HR on me
I am beggining to suspect that coworker #1 didn't think it really smelled like it either, he was just trying to get a BJ at work, hmm
i need to find some girls to ask.
the girls.... #1 THAT SMELLS LIKE SHIT, my own vulva smells much better
#2 I think I'm going to be sick
#3 Theres an aftersmell thats maybe.... THATS JUST WRONG!!
if I smell my own hand one more time I think I may vomit, for real!
BEST RESPONSE YET : it smells like spokane washington old wrinkled hooker pussy... YES!!!!!
as I make more people smell my hand throughout the day, I will add thier reactions
and of course take some inappropriate but funny photos to spice up this whole experience
ok
whatever
its oily
the funniest part is the "instructions/warnings" apparently you can't put vulva on your vulva..
.
i shook it up and put a small amount on the back of my hand as instructed, I think it smells like old pee personally.....
co-worker reaction # 1 "oh it does smell like pussy, like clean pussy, not club pussy" when I state that I guess I need to smell more girls he adds " I can finger you right now, then you could smell my fingers and compare, then I'll let you blow me, smelling that made me hard" WTF ... I gracefully declined both offers and went to......
co-worker #2 (somewhat nervously now, I mean how many fingering offers am I going to get?) who states "it has a certain stench to it" but does not think it smells like vagina....
coworker #3.... that smells too clean to smell like vagina.......
co-worker #4 nope, smells like soap ( i had just washed my hands,may have to re-apply) smack co worker #2 on the way out, "great now my shirt will smell like VULVA" i laugh demonically and run away
co-worker #5 "pussy out of the shower doesn't even smell like that, that smells like a fragrance!" talk about the website smellmeand.com " don't bring that shit up on my log-in!" conversation turns to fart spray, like "it' didn't smell like bad farts, it just smelled bad, like dead animal" then talk about stink bombs in high school etc.
co worker #5 was hesitant to smell it at all, wouldn't do it until co-worker #2 smelled it again in front of him.
coworker #6 "it smells like a truck stop restroom" i think he seconds my old pee assesment, co-worker # seven would not smell it or make eye contact with me, it's a good thing we're friends or I'm thinking he would have called HR on me
I am beggining to suspect that coworker #1 didn't think it really smelled like it either, he was just trying to get a BJ at work, hmm
i need to find some girls to ask.
the girls.... #1 THAT SMELLS LIKE SHIT, my own vulva smells much better
#2 I think I'm going to be sick
#3 Theres an aftersmell thats maybe.... THATS JUST WRONG!!
if I smell my own hand one more time I think I may vomit, for real!
BEST RESPONSE YET : it smells like spokane washington old wrinkled hooker pussy... YES!!!!!
as I make more people smell my hand throughout the day, I will add thier reactions
and of course take some inappropriate but funny photos to spice up this whole experienceVIEW 25 of 44 COMMENTS
tex13:
I told the ladies in my office all about your Vulva survey you performed, well I left out the fingering and bj part. I had them rolling, they couldn't get over the idea of the fragrance in the first place, then the idea of you getting people to smell it was even better.
cherries:
That is freakin hilarious!