Yeah, I know it's a bit lame but I don't get out much and I work with ALL guys so I posted a spot on CraigsList.com (I imagine most people know what that is) and kinda noticed that it gives a good idea about me and my thoughts so I thought that I'd share it up here for anyone who might care to read it.
Enjoy.
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First off, I'm not a clubber, not a bar hopper. I don't smoke, never done drugs, and I'll drink from time to time but I don't feel a need to or anything.
I'm 5'6" tall and about 145lbs and rarely serious when it comes to everyday activities. I have a full time job (7am-4pm type thing, m-f) and I own (almost, my last payment is in May woo!) my own car. I live with one roommate at an apartment in Rocklin.
Now that I've got the formalities out of the way, drop me a line.
Honestly, I'm good boyfriend material. I've never cheated on a woman, I'm not disrespectful, I'm honest, polite (unless it's funnier to joke otherwise), sweet, and romantic. I do believe in giving compliments and affection out of the blue. Kissing is awesome, hugs and cuddling are wonderful, holding hands is rather nice. I believe in giving a gift- whether be it delivering sushi to you at work so we can share a meal together or a plastic ring from a quarter machine because it had something that make me thing of - and doing so for no particular reason and without warning.
Still reading? Good good... don't stop now!
I'm a silly guy, a jokester, a child at heart. I appreciate the sillier things in life. From sarcasm to old cartoon references, bad jokes to dry humor, and useless knowledge (the most fun kind) to endless quick wit. I'm a thinker and my gears are constantly turning so hopefully you enjoy laughing and smiling for various different reasons because I will supply you with near endless quantities of both.
Keep reading, you're almost there.
I'm a creative kinda fella. I play a few instruments and will write songs from time to time. I will make paintings with spraypaint on occasion (more maybe now that the rain is gone) and do other various art and small building projects. I enjoy having various things to do.
I would like a mature yet grossly immature woman to spend time with. Laugh at yourself, laugh at me, laugh at life, laugh as that rock that kinda looks like a penis- everything is fair game! Enjoy conversation about everything and nothing (*especially nothing). Appreciate the sunshine so you can take in the weather and the air and the sights, love the rain because it makes you pull out that Scrabble board or encourages you to kick my ass in Jenga. Just enjoy life.
Now at this point if you've invested this much time to read this whole novella you are pretty much obligated to send me an e-mail letting me know your thoughts on the whole thing if nothing else. I'd love to see your face, know where you're from, and a little about what makes you... well, what makes you YOU.
Fingers Crossed.
~Adam.