I'm sexually frustrated. I've been feeling the need for it more and more lately and I don't even know what to do with myself. In all honesty I'm a charming, charismatic, and apparently an easy guy to fall for I just don't get out and I'm pretty shy when it comes to simply approaching women. Hell, I'm 25, have been with a pretty good number of women, have had some good long relationships and at this point I have still NEVER asked for a woman's number. Thinking back I don't even really know how I got into all those various "situations" but there it is.
So... what do I do?! Anyone in the area wanna set me up? -on a date people, you don't (necessarily) have to whore me out to women as a penis with legs.
Perverts...
You know who you are!!

So... what do I do?! Anyone in the area wanna set me up? -on a date people, you don't (necessarily) have to whore me out to women as a penis with legs.
Perverts...
You know who you are!!

scandalascious:
Just go up to a chick and tell them you want to tie their legs around your head and use 'em like a feedbag. Hahaha.