I need to get a date. I've been single for far too long and sadly it's lost it's charm. I need to find a simple, down to earth yet kooky girl to call my own. I'm not a party animal though I enjoy hitting up gatherings every once in a while, I don't smoke or do any drugs at all, nor have I ever.
Someone, find me a girl. Hell, if you're out of town I'll help with shipping.
Someone, find me a girl. Hell, if you're out of town I'll help with shipping.
PS
I love the Fight Club reference.