tez:
Oh man, these slang terms crack me up. Sometimes I don't realise just how many I use 
Well, it's happened. It's starting to settle in. The sunny days are coming and I'm a-ready for `em. I still get relatively random friend requests and sorry but I don't take requests from someone who hasn't made at least a few attempts to chit and/or chat with me or relate on some levels, y'know?
With 59 days, 9 hours, and 6 minutes until my plane...
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With 59 days, 9 hours, and 6 minutes until my plane...
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heartbaker:
Can you just pack me in your suitcase so I can run away from all this?
tez:
All correct so far..
However only non-fans of AFL will call it aerial ping pong
However only non-fans of AFL will call it aerial ping pong
From http://www.laughitout.com/2010/04/i-owe-my-mother.html
I Owe My Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock...
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I Owe My Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock...
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tez:
All of that.. SO true.
madelle:
Damn i owe ur mother too! Haha!! 
Woo.... closing today, opening tomorrow... fun. Sucks to be me sometimes.
A good friend of mine I've knows for years has been kicked out of her apartment but she's viewing it as a great thing. Now she can look for a place to live on her own instead and I'm excited for her and jealous of her. She's been through a lot of shit though...
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A good friend of mine I've knows for years has been kicked out of her apartment but she's viewing it as a great thing. Now she can look for a place to live on her own instead and I'm excited for her and jealous of her. She's been through a lot of shit though...
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lucygrey:
WHAT? I love Denio's. I would have come met you!
heartbaker:
I'm keeping the camera
heartbaker:
Try ebay?
tez:
That IS a really nice coffee table!
heartbaker:
LMAO
tez:
For the first 10-15 seconds of the mockingbird I thought "awww this guy is kinda cute, I don't mind it's song".. and then I wanted to beat it.. with a stick.. with nails in it.
Ok I would never do that to an animal.. but woah. That's one annoying song.
Ok I would never do that to an animal.. but woah. That's one annoying song.
kas:
want a lamb BADLY!!!!
tez:
Squeeeeeeeeeee!! Haha.
I swear ALL Ikea's look the same. It's insane!!
I'm pretty sure the owners of that gym aren't getting into heaven.
I swear ALL Ikea's look the same. It's insane!!
I'm pretty sure the owners of that gym aren't getting into heaven.
notraps_spiltoh:
that carpet is amaaaazing!
ganonymousg:
awe!!!!!
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heartbaker:
Hahahaha perv
tez:
Of course you do
But they could be really old sayings.
PS. I like your car