My girlfriend and I were sitting on the couch, drinking beer and watching television.
"You know," I said, apropos of nothing, "I think I've drank more since meeting you than I ever have in my entire life."
"Oh, really?"
Guess who didn't get laid for several days.
"You know," I said, apropos of nothing, "I think I've drank more since meeting you than I ever have in my entire life."
"Oh, really?"
Guess who didn't get laid for several days.
hysterian:
haah!! no fun!
thebeliever:
Um...[long, long pause]...you?