I'm drunk as fuck right now.. so dont' hate me because i'm fucking up my puncturation and spelling. We just played poiker at my ffriend I want to fucks hoiuse, (oh , my ... my spelling sucks shit, but I'm going to leave it soe I can contimplate later)... and now I'm home wanting to wait for Modest Mouse's VMA nomination. But I'm too drunk, and want to bang the hell out of my husband. Well, I'm guessing that the one doing the banging's going to be him, so I'll let it be. Okay, the whole entire page just turned blue and un blue, so I'm guessing that I just erased a whole hell of a lot out of here. I"m going to let yo uall go now, an d laugh like fucking crazy when I read this in the morning.... till then... love you, but dont want to fuck you... Joni
Anyways, the girl I want to fuck is going to get married on teh 3rd of January. In Vegas. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right??? So I can fuck the hell out of her with my new glass dildo and no one has to know about it, right??? Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay, I'm going to go to bed now. Thanks for reading this fucked up Jou
Hmm... somehow that last littl e paragraph just appeared. I'm guessing you'll enjoy this little enty. I just reread , and saw sooooo many mistakes that It made me laugh like crazy. Keep in mind that's AFTER the fixes. That's all ... hope you can all stand me after this.. Joni
Edit the morning after: Well this is one priceless journal entry. I've puked puked puked this morning, and feel like hell.
I'm not surprised though. I guess on the positive side I'm probably five pounds lighter. 
Hope your guys' days are better then mine. Actually, it's my Friday, so I should be alright. 
Anyways, the girl I want to fuck is going to get married on teh 3rd of January. In Vegas. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right??? So I can fuck the hell out of her with my new glass dildo and no one has to know about it, right??? Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay, I'm going to go to bed now. Thanks for reading this fucked up Jou
Hmm... somehow that last littl e paragraph just appeared. I'm guessing you'll enjoy this little enty. I just reread , and saw sooooo many mistakes that It made me laugh like crazy. Keep in mind that's AFTER the fixes. That's all ... hope you can all stand me after this.. Joni
Edit the morning after: Well this is one priceless journal entry. I've puked puked puked this morning, and feel like hell.
I'm not surprised though. I guess on the positive side I'm probably five pounds lighter. Hope your guys' days are better then mine. Actually, it's my Friday, so I should be alright. VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
Nice little intertaining post you've made here. It seems you started out drunker then hell and then as the night went on kept updating. Unless this was the day after or something. Not exactly sure. But the first paragraph is the worst with grammar and punctuation. All that english crap! Hope that puking didn't last too much of your morning. Oh and that you didn't have to be at work that day.
Hope you felt better later!