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i just had a dream that i had a bowl full of earthworms on the dining room table and they kept crawling out of the bowl and onto the floor. i kept trying to gather them up and put them back in the bowl. then one of them morfed into a cat.

what the hell is that all about?

ps. sorry about my last post....
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takeshi21:
I had a dream last night about a gay co-worker, a friend of mind. I met him in a darkened house, and fell forward toward him in some kind of sexual way, and realized that he had a vagina. And he had a penis growing out of his chest.

Then he asked me over this weekend for dinner with him and his partner. And it made me feel awkward.

No, I didn't make that up. So what the hell does THAT mean??

takeshi21:
That's right, instead of cats:

Natalie Dee
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muller:
Dear Darling,
my stomach tied in knots upon visiting your journal today, which is the exact opposite reaction I usually have.

Your secret admirer,
Mr. Muller
_v_:
dude you almost made my dick fall off seeing that
and a dark green all the way
great minds do think alike
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i went to the gym today. the reason that i decided to join was because i've been feeling like crap lately. completely miserable.
so when i got home there was a message from my doctor with my blood results confirming that i have an overactive thyroid and that i just need to go on a certain medication.
i can't tell you how great it is...
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stubertmcfly:
nice. thyroid issues are totally treatable. you should feel MUCH better soon!
takeshi21:
You are back! How are things going??

Funny, because you're about the third or fourth person I've run into of late that took up exercise because they've felt like crap. I started running regularly about 3 months ago after I was laid off from my job and had plenty of time.

Even if you've got a medical condition as well, it's incredible what moving your body does for you. I've hated exercise my whole life but the stuff really works. smile

Incidentally, it's seems you and I feel the same way about cats. Good in theory, not always good in practice. On that note, I give you this: Natalie Dee.
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breast implants.

yay or nay?
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seth0067:
reason - you are lovely without them.

spend your hard earned money on something better.
trilobyte:
Don't think for a minute that I'm not wishing horrible things on Minnesota or breaking stuf....

remember? ---> odi omnes
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i joined a gym yesterday. they lured me in because they had good deals on acupuncture and massage... but then i found out that they have a hip hop dance class! i will go to this and do "hip hop".

let's see... what else can i waste my money on?
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trilobyte:
You should waste your money on a ticket to go see PJ Harvey at the Wliltern. I know you'd love it. It's Polly Jean. The Los Angeles album is wondrous. And I've heard nothing but the best things about her current tour. Sadly I paupered myself out in the desert, but I'll be ok - I've been fortunate enough to have seen her before.

And no, you didn't miss anything, odi omnes has been a bit of an inside thing for me for some time. Part of a running joke with a friend of mine. Someday we're going to run our own country (I prefer taking over France and renaming it). That phrase will be on the flag and all the currency. Don't tell anyone (I occasionally get asked about it from random ppl I don't know, and I don't tell them), but it means "I hate everyone"

odi omnes
clara:
You were gone for quite some time, weren't you? Lookee:

http://suicidegirls.com/help/#faq15.4
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mushu is evil, i'm sure of it. how bad of a person am i that i don't like my cat? last night, i went to pick her up and apparently scared her. she freaked out and i ended up bleeding on my arms, legs and neck.
she also hates to cuddle, which in my book makes her a useless cat.

i think i need to...
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_v_:
oh my
sounds like a girl i once dated
thepromdate:
my cat is still getting used to the house.

(did you know i live in sj now?)

anyway, sometimes when i'm bringing her downstairs she'll get spooked and i end up with claw marks on my neck and back. it really, really fucking hurts. frown
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hi

i'm not ashamed.
i couldn't stay away from the craft group any longer.
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digdug:
guess what?

i meant to say hi to you, but it looks as if i commented in my own journal by mistake.

now, who's the dork?
mcqueen:
YEEHAW!!!
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i did it.

bye sweet people... and not so sweet people... and weird cyber-stalkers...

i still hope to see some of you soon. email me if you like kiss
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nocturnus:
Anybody there?

We share a birthday. Just wanted to point that out.
cc_baxter:
i dont know. it seems to me that your gone, but your journal is still here. curiouser and curiouser.
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i think i might be done here.
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trilobyte:
It just occurred to me this second that things for me have been busy lately, and I haven't seen or heard from you in forever. Imagine my surprise and sadness to see that you're done...

If that's the case, please do stay in touch every now and again. I hope things go well, kitty, boy, work, etc.

:::whoosh:::
seether:
You've been invited to the Mayhem tour:
http://suicidegirls.com/groups/SGLA/journals/26221/

-Sssssssssss
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Mushu is all better now and more of a destructo-terror than Mochi ever was. She likes being squirted with the water bottle (which is really bad news for my couch that she loves to scratch).
Aside from being in love with her, I went and fell completely in love with a boy (who oddly enough has the same name as my ex-husband). Very strange. He...
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cc_baxter:
I send my love to you.
I send my hands to you.
I send my clothes to you.
I send my nose to you.
I send my trees to you.
I send my pleas to you.
Won't you send some back to me?

Send your ways to me.
Send your call to me.
Send you days to me.
Send it all to me.
And when I'm high and square,
When i would have you there,
You will be...

The moon is falling.
My wounds are calling.
My head is bleeding.
And I'm a duck.
The lake is cracking.
It hears me quacking.
Fuck the land, and two if by me.

Send your ways to me.
Send your call to me.
Send your days to me.
Send it all to me.
And when i'm high and square,
When i would have you there,
You will be...

i love that you love will oldham
smile
cc
morbius:
If you're brittle you will break.
If you breath you will bend.

You're breathing deeply now.