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i've been off nicorette for like a whole month and a half. that's big. thank god i have cigarettes to help satisfy the cravings.
mochi's tooth fell out yesterday.
i ate coconut today.
i sent flowers to my mom for her birthday and they never got there. she thought that i forgot. i am going to call 1-800-flowers tomorrow and raise hell. i should get...
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mohollyweird:

Try chewin' gum, thear's less tar!!!!
Smooch!
requiem:
Yes, there were regular Doritos. Then they came out with Nacho Cheese Doritos. Eventually they discontinued the regular Doritos and the Nacho Cheese Doritos became the new regular Doritos. The old regular Doritos probably competed too much with the company's other big product, Fritos.

I like flowers.
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i think i want to be a flight attendant. but i don't want you to call me a flight attendant. i want you to call me a stewardess. i will need a perfect stewardess hairdo and possibly some new makeup. i will not, however wear panty hose. they can't make me, right?
hmm. maybe i'm too short anyway.
i want to push that little drink...
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fallen1:
Down with love was a crap movie but it was worth subjection if only for the stewardess! Grrrrr.
Later
J
echofonic:
i'm glad that i changed my mind too... my new tattoo feels so right where it is, it's becomg difficult to imagine myself without it.
i'm healing up much much faster than i'd expected to as well - so i'm hoping to get the shading/filling work done a week early.
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this perfectlyplaced tattoo of yours - what design is on there now? do you have any new ideas for what you want to cover it up with?
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i have a date tonight.
i'm a little nervous.
what should i wear?

4:31am Update:
Dates are fun.
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_v_:
no doubt
yay for littleolyou
there is nothing better than a first date
ok there is
but it is great
_v_:
that is a great site
i so love that stuff
i want to make a stuffed animal like that
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yay.
i can't decide if i should go to bed or watch the sun come up.
i'm in quite the lovey mood.
kisses.
_v_:
wow that is a great idea
it would be more fun if i was there to wake up and watch it with you
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When I walked into my office yesterday, there was a black cloud hanging over the chair at my desk. No, really. Someone actually constructed a 3D cloud out of cardboard and hung strings of connected paperclips from the bottom (like rain) and hung it from the ceiling. Kinda funny, huh? Yeah. Real fucking funny.
** there is a picture of it in 'my pics' for...
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dave_h:
???
dave_h:
I changed my name. Thats about all I can muster. have to save energy.
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So there was a hurricane South of the border. This was my vacation.

My cab ride home from the airport ended in the driver trying to overcharge me...
Cabbie: Are you jewish?
JLOM: Are you an asshole?
Cabbie: You look like a hooker.

Apparently, I can now charge for my "services". I have a new outlook on life.

We just had a little earthquake. I'm...
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_v_:
how are you?
how was the trip?
mcqueen:
so you join SGSF and you're not coming to the BroBQ?

whatever, lady!
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I leave tomorrow.
For the next 7 days I will have:
No work biggrin
No computer eeek
No Mochi frown

ps. last night i found out that it's not such a good idea to go swing dancing and drink a lot puke
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thepirate:
I just came back from 7 days camping at the beach. Boy do I feel good! Have fun kiddo, and yay for music on the 28th.
punt:
swing drinking?
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I just got a call from the girls who are on their way here for an afternoon by the pool. They said they're bringing surprises.
I'm so excited.

And btw, if you're a boy, you should be afraid. The new Girls Group is quite entertaining. wink eeek tongue
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mcqueen:
BMC?!

If you could see the look on my face...
escapelle:
wink
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know what i like?

nutter butter
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lanemeyer:
Don't die just yet. Christmas is on its way.

Yup yup,
LM
reprobate:
You could have at least saved me one for getting that goddamn jingle stuck in my head.
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So, I got a raise, but I didn't get the promotion.
I really wanted a pink toolbelt frown
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optic16241:
what's neato?

i used to have 20 sided dice.
but i grew up.
dhill1:
a raise with no promotion sounds perfect too me....same amount of responsibilty for more money, cant beat that.
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Tonight, people's minds were closed. I guess that doesn't surprise me, but I am disappointed nontheless.

Will Oldham... an amazing artist, practically boo'ed off stage at the Hollywood Bowl. Granted, it probably wasn't the smartest decision pairing Bjork and he, but she obviously has an appreciation for his music; an appreciation that her fans were not willing to consider.

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punt:
I heard great things about the Bjork show in SF.
Fireworks and stuff...I missed it.
I like Bjork...not a super-fan or anything though.

Not famous...simply aspiring.
clara:
Not you. biggrin
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Going to the rooftop to lay by the pool with the girlies.

I think I'm going to ignore the issue of the cocktail party aftermath that is my apartment. My kitchen sink is still busted so there are a million dishes that I cannot clean. It smells like the Power House.

oink
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takeshi21:
Hey doll! How the heck are ya?

Glad to have met you, what, a week ago now? Was a fun show!

Sounds like you had quite the weekend but cocktail parties are often worth the trouble. Broken sink or NOT! Still, that's really terrible, espeically since it's been so damn hot and pestilence has a way of burgeoning in a dirty sink.
catdad:
Sorry. I wish I did know someone I could trust to be a good guardian who could take him. Everyone I know has as many pets as they need/want/can afford, including me. The worst part will be turning him over to the Humane Society. frown