Okay so I need a pseudonym. I don't know what male strippers are named. Maybe this is a good question for a men's only forum, but I don't have grinder, and I'm straight.
I guess maybe I'm not a stripper. I'm not uh — attractive? But maybe they can (I do the photoshopping) fix my photo later. I guess if I were allowed to have clothes off on that stuff it might be sexier, but it's probably not appropriate.
So, there's no attractive male authors. E.L. James even (is a hideous troll) 50 shades of grey is nice, but if I had a stripper name. What should it be?
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voltaire:
Depends. What kind of club is it?
just_blake:
It's not for a club.