junecleavage

We hung out with our very rasta-ish neighbors last night in honor of all things ganja like and and such - nice to become "one" with da hood...(the kid is away on weekends folks - no dyfus calls please).
I landed my dream job - for which I (and we) am very much thankful - Marketing in the field for which I am well versed...
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Upon finishing what was left of last night's Szechuan cold sesame noodles and confirming an appointment I am very anxious/anticipatory about...I must sit back and be reflective and thankful for the little things...I love my family...no more witicisms to add really...

When I was 25 (yup - gather 'round - it is yet another small segment of June's story time - get comfy - grab a drink) I ran away.
I was newly married - for the first time - for all the wrong reasons - and I was very very very unhappy, stifled and lost. I ran far far far away, Well 3,000 anyway. I...
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coldenginelogic and I just watched the BEST COPS EVER. And I do mean untoppable. See...there's this dumb ass cop from Des Moines, Iowa (redundant - i know) who thinks he'd like to go all Dukes of Hazard on this dirt bike riding guy (the hardened criminal) he's chasing and tries to "hop" some train tracks...um...right...and of course now his copper mobile is lodged and fucked...
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Money, you've got lots of friends
Crowding round the door
When you're gone, spending ends
They don't come no more
Rich relations give
Crust of bread and such
You can help yourself
But don't take too much
Mama may have, Papa may have
But God bless the child that's got his own
That's got his own

7-year-old quip of the day:

Daughter: "Mom - you know why I don't like adult underwear?"
Me: "Nope - why?"
Daughter: "Because you can't give wedgies to girls since they already have them."

Yeah - I own only thongs - I find them far more comfortable and pleasing to the panty line conspiracy. It is the way. Let this be known.

I find her little...
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The assholes who live above us have been blasting their techno induced fuckfest CRAP since 3 a.m. this morning. When I first awoke to the same mind plaguing drum"beat" looping over and over and over through my ceiling I thought my eardrums had burst and that I was dying...no such luck...finally just resigned myself to the fact that it was not going to stop and...
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There is so much noise in my head...and I have to find a way to quiet it long enough to go off to work and smile nice for the assholes....fuck.