junecleavage

There is this girl in my office who I used to think was just adorable. She has that short tussled and ruffled just so kind of hair that I could never pull off but always admired from afar - that aloof sort of hair - "fuck you I just got out of bed and I don't need to brush my hair" kind of hair. But you see - I have had the misfortune of being caught in the ladies room with her numerous times this week (being that I spend half my day in there anymore) and for the record - the chick uses a shitload of hairspray which she touches up HOURLY all day long to have that devil may care hair. Oh she cares - she cares PUH-LENTY. Sort of took the wind out of my sails (not to mention her aussi hairspray that could not only remove the 200 year layers of paint from said ladies room but never ceases to bring me to vomitous convulsions).
The big poseur.